We Got Motherfuckin' Bugs on Board!

Keyboard, that is XD. I'm not talkin' about ants, bees and whatnot, but those small little bugs you get in the yard. They tend to crawl aroud the keyboard, creeping in little holes, even fly in front of the monitor and land on it like it's some fragin' airport. And that's the forth floor we're talking here, not some basement, where it's dark and cold, and wet, perfect for the bugs to reproduce. Had an overgrown cricket last week too. Kriffin' buggers, the lot of them.