Life Sucks

Delicious copypaste;

All music in the 90s can be summed up with "life sucks".
The different genres were all about how to deal with that.


Emo- life sucks so let's cry about it

Grunge- life sucks so let's be Zen about it

Industrial- life sucks so let's get methodically angry

Various New Metals- life sucks so let's get REALLY angry

Ska- life sucks and that's fucking hilarious

Alternative Rock- life sucks so let's review what happened

heavy metal-life sucks so lets be mystical about it

Hip-Hop - life sucks so I'll fuck as many bitches as I can before the cops get me

classical- life sucks but I don't wanna talk about it

indie-life sucks, so lets try to get "cred" by playing simplistic music that pretentious morons will eat up.

Pop - Life sucks but I'm going to ignore that fact

Blues- Life sucks so let me tell you about it

Goth Rock- LIFE SUCKS!

Ska- life sucks and that's fucking hilarious

drone - liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucksssssssssss

experimental- life sucks so i am going to milk a giraffe and then balance an egg on my nose while dancing on a piano

Folk Punk- life sucks but it's all a joke in the end

rave - life sucks so let's do some drugs

Gangsta Rap- Just because my life sucks way more than yours, doesn't mean my life sucks more than yours.

Alternative metal - life sucks bFUK U I WONT DO WUT U TEL ME

Rave- LIFE DOESN'T SUCK OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU

Punk- life sucks but just fuck all that shit man. fuck it.

Stoner Rock- Life is a fucking trip

Shoegaze - Life sucks but we're riding the wave of tears.

Pop/Angst Punk- life sucks but god damn it I'm just a kid

Prog Rock - Life sucks *twenty minute orchestral jazz odyssey*

Christian rock- Jesus's life sucked because of your sins.

Post-Rock - Life sucks so let's aspire to perfect moments in a song instead of doing something constructive.

Trip Hop- Life is a bitter sweet pain

Power Metal - Life sucks in Middle Earth.

Black Metal - Life sucks because of Jesus so let's burn churches.

Stoner Rock - Life sucks so let's get high.

Grindcore - LIFESUCKSBUTWHY!

Grindcore -
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALIFESUCKSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
!

Speedcore - Lifesuckswheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Ambient - There is no life, only suck

Viking Metal - Life sucks, so let's take it out on England.

thrash Metal - Life sucks, let's get drunk.

Metalcore - Life sucks, but At the Gates and Breakdowns are cool.

Prog Rock - Life sucks on Zilnethia VI, because the evil ruler Kharnaxx is tightening his iron grip and only the savior of the Zilnethians, Lom-torr, can defeat his sinister tyranny through the power of music.

New Age - Life can never suck, has never sucked and will never suck now let this music transport you to the land of wind and ghosts.

Glam Rock - Life sucks so let's pretend to be faggy aliens.

Psychedelic Rock- life suHWOA IS THAT A FUCKING ICE BREATHING LIZARD