Hugs And Kisses

Merry Christmas and happy new year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpzkHhgcZG4

Random Quotes For Today

- ''Crazy bugslut!''
(SW:LotF:Tempest)

- "An officer turned, saw Kyle, and died."
(on Kyle Katarn)

Short Story 2: Snežna pošast

author: Rhaegar
language: slovene
genre: fantasy
summary : A group of wanderes gets attacked by snow monster
rating: PG-13 (gore, harsh language, nudity)

SNEŽNA POŠAST

Snežena gaz bila je visoka ino ozka, bili so dva že konja zavoljo nog zloma pod meč dali ino njega kljuse takisto v mrazu zimskem tem, Svarog storil silo ti, Morana! bilo kaj prida živo ni; gazila počasi predse je žival, sapo vročo spuščala na plan. Vsaj snežilo ni še.
Ozka ino zlovešča bila dolina je, kateri po bila skupina mala pot svojo je storjevala; drevesa bila so težko naložena, veje skoro pod pritiskom hudim bodejo podlegla. Megla skrivala obrise medle je narave divje, v zimski hlad zavite, Kurent bil prišel surovo!
"Pred nočjo do sela obljudenega ne dospemo mi," del s konja je svojega Anihar, domačin dežele te tuje ino pobeljene, vsa Ganoba bila je pod snegom, ob poti na kraju postal, okolico belo ino jako zelo pomrznjeno ogledoval. "Nivez je dan jaše tod od ino Harka, dlje bolj še več."
"Resnično. Dobro storimo, če poskrbimo ino tabor pred mrakom še prvim napravimo; tako jaz mislim inu povem." Kakor sogovornik njegov tujski, bil Kalandir, Karantanski mladec baš, napravljen v oblačilo težko zimsko, živalskih kož narejeno, varovala ga pred mrazom je dokaj dobro; oglavnico kožnato bil mu veter severni zadel je v pišu močnem.
Dasi bil čas letni je skorajda tisti še, ki za jesen ga ljudje imenujejo, bilo je dneva dvema pred zapadlo snega mnogo ino več, vsa dežela bila se presenečena je v belino bila prebudila. Takisto zatekel jih je mraz ino pozeba huda, ki z roko vedno hodita ob zimi; popotniki bili težko so pot svojo storjevali, prebijali se le počasi proti cilju. Mudilo se pak Kalandirju kaj posebno ni, na pot se mnogo časa že nazaj je on odpravil, navodilu otca svojega, samega koseza baš spoštovanega.
Zajahala bila sta v tabor onadva potemtakem, katerega bili so na hitro skupaj stavili, premrzel les vejevni bil že gorel je na ognju velikem, okoli bili so zbrani vsi posedli, greli se ob njem, takenako s pijačo močno, kapljico domačo, pa beseda bila je živa med njimi, zgodbe takove ino drugačne padale so od mnogih ust.
Tukaj bil Ivar je, Anihar, jahač ponosni inu v tej sposobnosti svoji neprekosljivi, dva lovca Ganobe iz doma, poznala sicer kraje domače sta, pak vseeno nekolikanj se nelagodno sta v soteski tej počutila, potoval zraven je še trgovec iz Sivera, dežele severne, sosede Karantaniji bližnje, družbo vsem bilo dekle je mlado pravilo; bila je ona sicer v mesto obmorsko južno namenjena, tamkaj opravke svoje je imela, njim nepoznane. Raje v dekliča posle se ostali vtikali preveč niso, takistega bila pogleda ona je ino besede ostre, da umirila slehernega je vprašalca.
"Kje Katarina se mudi?" bil podal naprej besedo je Kalandir, prisedel ino ponujeni kos mesa suhega, za ujed primerno narezanega, sprejel, popredi bil pri konjih se še ustavil je, preveril, da privezani bili so vsi, dopadlo se mjim ne bi, da kateri se v noči izgubi. "Kaj hrana ji ne diši?"
Povprašal to je v jeziku svojem domačem, razumeli so večinoma ostali vsi, kaj pravi, akoprav kdaj kaj čudnega ino neznanega njim porekel je, pobarali so ga v jeziku svojem; sicer bili so sosedi edeen drugemu, le-ti pa že med seboj razumejo.
"Gospodična bili so nastran stopili," dejal je puhaje svojo ozko pipo trgovec bradati; zelišča bila so, katera jih tržil naokoli je, v njega kadilki. "Nemara družba naša jim povšeči ni, dovolj spoštovani inu omikani nismo, kdo bi vedel."
"Meni je nekaj dejala, da okopala bi se rada," od strani je Nafar podal, odrezal si kos sira rumenega. "Sicer sem videl popredi, da reka prav majhna tod pritok ima, pak gruntam ino povem, da mnogo preveč mrzlo je, v takisti vodi kaj preveč se muditi."
"Resnično; bode bila deklina še bolj ledena postala, kot do sedaj bila je njena narava." dodal je njega sonarodnjak, Cirep bil se odkašljal je ino polič zvrhan šmarnice nagnil.
"Nisi edini, ki vanjo ga hotal vtakniti je, resnično" bil po rami ga prijateljsko lopnil je Kalandir, da vola bi podrlo. "Dovolj je to že, pa precej cel pogreješ se."
"Mah, pusti ženske, Mitra jih grdo pogledal," del od strani je Anihar, okoli zavitek s hrano podal. "Raje povem vam zgodbo staro ino zanimivo; to pogreje nas ino zamoti proč od hladu zime."
"No, da slišimo," bil jasneje Cirep je pogledal. "Ali pazi; brez neumnih basni."
Besedo bil je tako Ivar povzel, govoril ino povedal veliko; o dogodkih ino ljudeh starih štorijo jim pripravil, beštije hude bile so zraven ino junacje pogbni bili so jih klali, rešili vas, sebe ino deklino rešitve ino še česa potrebno. Smeh bil je zraven ino par neukih pogledov takisto, ko o stvareh mnogih zanimivih bila je beseda podana, med brati popotnimi razlogovana.
"Nič, pojdem po gospici pogledati; če kaj nemara potrebuje," po času nekem vstavši od ognja bil je Kalandir rekel, otresel si hlače ino po noči gozdni pogledal; nič kaj veliko se videlo v dalj ni, noč bila tiha je ino še mirna.
"Še v mojem imenu ji ga v usta daj, kaj bodeš," bil mu v smehu je Nafar dodal, natočil nanovo si.

Sneg bil skopnel je okoli tolmuna, rečica mala ali hladna bila pritok ubožni imela ta je, toplo pak bilo je v bazenu izhajalo, brbotalo ino se parilo, do mesta počitka ino miru Katarine, dekline je on dospel.
"Zdravstvovali, gospodična," bil je pozdravil, okoli po kraju se oziral, dasiravno bila deklica na očeh je očitno, v vrelcu toplem sredi snega se gola je kopala.
"Lep večer," bila je ona odzdravila, z roko si lase dolge rjave odvila mokre z glave, baš lepa bila je, kot vila snežine sredi. "Kako, bili so te drugi proč zapodili?" bila je vprašljivo glavo sklonila. "Ali sam si v divjino odtaval? Za ljudi dobro okoli laziti ni; kaj veš, kaj ino kdo zaskoči te v noči."
"Nej, le po tebi bil sem pogledati prišel," bil je priznal, meč odpasani postavil na tla, v sneg ga odvrgel, na štor se zraven usedel. "Baš veliko do spanja mi ni."
''Kdo vsaj na straži je buden, domnevam, zakajti zveri takisto so v zimi rade okoli,'' podala naprej je Katarina besedo. ''Bode dobro nikakor ne, ako zaskoči nas kakšna.''
''Nafar je nekaj o nastavljanju pasti popredi govoril; ne vem, če bil jo je tudi izgotovil,'' del ji je. ''Ali ti se nikari ne boj, meč oster počiva v nožnici. Bodem se že obvaroval ino tebe takenako.''
Zazrla se starovedno je Katarina vanj, bolje rečeno skozi njega, kakor da gledali v daljavo bi, odročno zelo. ''Bomo videli,'' dejala počasi je, nekako otožen smehljaj ji na ustne prišel je v tem.
"Kaj bodeš notri prišel, pridružil se mi?" bila ga povabila je, vljudno na vodo sikajočo nakazala z roko belo. "Bi rekla, da hlad že do kosti ti prišel je, voda pak topla je, nej, vroča zelo."
Nekolikanj bil je pomišljal, pak prav dosti spet ne, saj bila ga godna deklina vabila je k sebi, zatorej bil hlače s sebe je zvlekel ino ostalo opravo zimsko takenako, v tolmunu prijetno toplem se znašel z deklico milo.
"Zgodbe bil je popredi nam Anihar govoril, zanimive ino poučne, prav res; ali gruntam, da družba sedanja boljša tega je od," dejal je ino po vodi začofotal malo, osnažil se ino umil, okoli deklice se peijetne motal.
"Tako," bila je Katarina oči povesila.
"Ja; ino Cirep, ta zna včasih prav mastne razdirati, kaj hočeš."
Zaplavala bila je Katarina do njega, mu sedla v naročje.
"Ljubi se z mano, Kalandir."
"Um, nekolikanj hladno je, čeravno voda kar topla je res," bil je Kalandir sprva začel, pak potem bila ga deklica z rokami za ud je prijela pod vodo, dekliško nežno ga objela, s poljubi ga po vratu preiskala. Ko pripravila ga je do konca, spustila ga trdega je vase, v naročju mu med ljubljenjem počila.

V spanec nemirni v snegu bili so vsi v taboru utonili, Katarina bila v Kalandirja objemu je pod kožnato odejo počila; noč bila je mirna ino spanec vseh baš trden.
Jih lomastenje živalsko je bilo zbudilo, baš nemarno pokalo je ino glasno tuljenje vsem pognalo kri je po telesu, premraženem od mraza ali živem še. Zatekla jih tamkaj huda beštija divja je gozdne jase sredi, iz samih zgodb bila je vzeta. Bela bila je pošast snežna ino kosmata dokaj zelo, velika v glavo ino dele druge telesne takisto, šape bile ostre so ino velike, usta premogla zob nešteto ostrejših so bolj.
Boj bil z zverino nočno je kratek pak; orožje bridko ino ostro bilo napadalcu kosmatemu ni kos, prvo popadala domačina sta kakor trava pokošena, krvavo bila ju beštija je oklala, nadaljevala nato enak način na z trgovcem siverskim, Cirep šmarnico kadeči bil je s seboj v smrt jo vzel v dimu.
Kalandir sam bil je z mečem na razdalji ohranil se, ali kaj dosti mogel sam proti zveri divji nikakor ni. Kakova bila morebitna usoda njuna skupan bi, vedel Kalandir ni, doživeti je pa k mogla s Katarino nista; spoznala usodo hudo ino izbežno ne svojo takisto deklica njih spremna je; preden bil jo demon nočni utegnil zaskočiti bi ino kakor pobite tovariše pred njo v krvavih kosih pojesti, bila je bodalo srebrno nožnice iz izdrla, v prsi si mlade ga zapodila, sneg pordečil okoli nje se je trupla.
"Neeeee!" zatulil je Kalandir ob njeni žrtvi, preglasil za trenutek tuljenje beštije nemarne.
Bila pak nje smrt je zaman; žival ta divja, zakaj le žival lahko to bila je, kar napadlo jih tamkaj v tesni zimski je, bila se menila za Katarine ohlajajoče meso ni, le topel ino sveže ubiti plen beštija žrla je. Stopil beštij beli mimo trupla je, do Kalandirja se namenil.
Mislil je v žalosti inu obupu on, da konec z njim takisto bode ravno kar, ostali poklani inu pojedeni od hudega stvora so bili postali. Zverina bila skoro že ga v šape svoje je velike zadobila ali bil jo v past je on spravil, katero eden on bivših tovarišev skupaj v varstvo je spravil, kol ošiljen bil je zimsko pošast na zemjo prikoval, učinkovito ubil.
"Mar bil bi kdo že prej zanko sprožil, Morana moraš tako huda biti?!" v zmagi bridki zavekal je Kalandir, klečal ob ubiti zveri, z mečem še vedno na dosegu roke; štiri trupla so čakala rake.

Vader's Voice

It's an exspirience of a certain sort to wake up in the morning and guess what your voice will sound like today. Or rather, if there will even be a sound.

December Is Here

A fact that will bring joy and happiness to all the people, or at least a certain girl I know, a lass most kind and fair. XD

Some not so good news; sore throat for me, which really does nothing good for my study plans, and a ruined garden due to some heavy machinery work around the house. Plants are living cratures too, ffs.

It's an AIDS day today, too, so media's full of helpfull information and they're giving condoms for free too in the city, sith university also. Look, if you get a partner, then you're probably smart enough to use some kind of protection, but free condoms won't help me get a gf, now are they?

There's a nice place for such people along the Aren way, right next to late secretary.
Crows will feast, and ravens too.

Random Advice For Today

Do NOT watch Discovery Channel. It will only make you think you' re smart.

Qapla'!

A couple of rather geekish events took place last week. T'was nice.

First, there was a Star Trek in Kiberpipa, see link:
http://forum.prizma.si/viewtopic.php?t=779&sid=7410292f433d98bde16cbc3cb1062cde

where home made ST video was also shown
http://www.zshare.net/video/steze_izklop-com-wmv.html

Then, there was Peestrojka at Arena in BTC.
http://www.joker.si/dogodek.php?idk=12
Participated in Tekken 5 tournament meself. After years of not touching the game, I played rather not bad and even menaged to slaughter some scrubs. Asuka spamming FTW!1.

Brisačke morajo bit'!

Brucovanja na pravni fakulteti je tak ko vsako leto bilo sestavljeno iz predstave, pogostitve ino after-partya, tokrat v Emonski kleti.

Vredi zastavljena parodija Trenj na temo problematike brucev je spravila dvorano v smeh, kasnejša veselica je bila pa tudi zadovoljiva.

Moral bi jo vprašati za cifro. Stupid, stupid.

Linkaža do galerije slik iz Emonske: http://www.x-beat.org/galerija/index.html (išči ino najdi).

(Is in slovenščina, hai. Tak al tak ni komentarjev, torej might as well pišem tako XD.)

The Jedi Are Not amused

Here's a pic I made the other day, using a SW:ROTS footage and some custom dialog. Feel free to share and post it on Boards when the need occurs.

Now Playing vol. 2

Even thou mp3 player does the major work nowdays, my home pc is very much used for that kind of activities. Playlist of my recently played songs&bands in random order.

kelly chan
angela aki
dark moor; silver lake, heart of stone
dreamker; without angels
stream of passion
xandria; eversleeping, winterhearthed
billy's private parking
neisha; slab dan
katie malua
nerina pallot; geek love

Things To Do While Getting a BJ

Here's a short list of activities for you to do while gf is hard at work XD

-čohanje za ušesi/spletanje kitk dečvi

-recitiraš izbrana poglavje iz knjige oz. pesem

-igranje nagradnih iger na www.nagradne-igre.net
posebej priporočam sinfoniko.

-postanje ne Gnoju o tem, kako dobro vlece. zagarantirana zavist 95% obiskovalcev.

-piješ pivo

-Preveri, če ima uši.

-Karkoli, samo ne razmišljaj o John Wayne Bobbitu

-ješ sendvič
-drkaš Wii/ps2/gamecube
-vrtaš po nosu
-gledaš Big Brother
-pišeš domačo nalogo

-pogledaš v denarnico in preveriš ali imaš dovolj keša da ji plačaš. ;>

-gledaš Brainiac

-gledas fuzbal..barca:real
al pa rolas joint

-Pizda nevem kako vam rata vse to nardit v tistih 17 sekundah

-med blowjobom je najbolj papat muco. 69

-vzdihujem, pa govorim: "še, še!"

-Tu pa tam jo pohvališ, da ji ne pade volja.

-prepevaš si naredi da mi pride, majketi, kaj pa

-Zakaj bi sploh kaj počel, če to lahko počne baba? Med BJ-jem naj zraven še riba tla in pomiva posodo.

-medtem ko je ona pod mizo konzumiraš pron z neta.

Neighbors, Pets and Other World Problems

Hush! Can you hear it? The soft thunder-like voice, echoing through the walls, slipping out through the roof, into the moonless night sky? It's the girl next door, getting doggykriffed by her boyfriend in the bathroom, head in the toilet. Flush up!1

Would that be the only problem with neighbors, however Oppon is tricky, everchanging.

There's a group of local Fremen who just saved enough gil to buy themselves swoop-bikes, and now they're shoving them all around, enlarging their swords. Every day I hope and pray that some truck might come their way.

I just might get my wish, since there is truck-aplenty in town today, possing demands to the government. Like the Emperor will care. XD

You're probably wondering now about that 'pets' in the log title, ain't ya? I don't have one, save for the imaginary hamster with fetish for kitchen utensils. The neighborhood, on the other hand, is practically littered with homeless cats and kittens. Pet cemetery fo sho.

Kyle Katarn Facts

Never mind Chuck Norris, Waru or K'hruhk's Freakin' Sweet Hat for that matter, here are some unbelivable but very true facts about the man himself, his Beard, Shoulder Pad and Bryar Pistol. Doubt them at your own risk. XD


For the whole thread go here: http://boards.theforce.net/literature/b10003/24965494/p1/?280

-There is no Sith Order. Just a list of Sith that Kyle Katarn allows to live.
-Kyle Katarn died in Dark Forces 1. The grim reaper is too scared to tell him.
-The Death Star was named after Kyle Katarn's right testicle
-The Second Death Star was named after his left testicle
-Kyle Katarn is referenced only once in the Star Wars Saga - this occurs when Palpatine fries Mace Windu with lightning.
-Why did Vegere cross the road? She didn't, Kyle Katarn killed her.
-From any "certain point of view", Kyle Katarn will mess you up.
-Kyle Katarn is The Force's revenge for Order 66
-Kyle shot. First, last, second... It doesn't matter. You're dead.
-Behind every great man is a good woman. Behind every good woman is Kyle Katarn
-You know why Kyle and Jan have never had kids? Because no one who ****s with Kyle Katarn lives. No one.
-Kyle Katarn is allergic to Bacta. Not that its ever come up
-Obi Wan: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can ever imagine. Vader: You mean you become Kyle Katarn? Obi: Well, no, I wouldn't go that far...
-Kyle Katarn once met Yoda. He put a collar on him and took him for a walk.
-Asteroids do not concern Kyle Katarn, Admiral, they're just his kidney stones.
-Chiss scientists created Alpha Red by synthesizing Kyle's urine.
-Kyle Katarn never writes in his datapads; the words assemble themselves out of fear.
-Some people whine and cry after slaughtering a camp of Tusken Raiders. Kyle Katarn calls it target practice.
-The account of Yun-Yuuzhan creating the universe by sacrificing parts of his body was just a day that Kyle decided to shave.
-Ewoks are just leftovers from when Kyle Katarn shaves his beard.
-The Dark Side ending of Jedi Knight isn't non-canon because LFL has a policy of making Dark Side endings non-canon. It's non-canon because they realized the story was over because no other good guy is bad*** enough to take out Dark Side Kyle.
-ROTS is lying, the real reason Vader is in the suit is because he picked a fight with 3-year-old Kyle, and Kyle was feeling generous that day.
-Think of a beautiful woman. Kyle Katarn did her.
-Hyperspace exists because it's afraid to be in the same reality as Kyle Katarn
-The Death Star laser was based on a schematic of Kyle Katarn's lightsaber
-The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of Kyle Katarn
-Kyle Katarn is a higher level than G-Canon
-There is no chin behind Kyle Katarn's beard, just another Bryar Pistol.
-Kyle Katarn's so tough he could've taken on the Emperor and Vader himself, but he was to busy rebuilding Alderaan by hand.
-Mustafar looks like it does because it's people once ticked Kyle off.
Utapau is full of holes for the same reason
-There is no Dark side. Only stuff that Kyle doesn't believe in.
-There are only two names with which you should address Kyle Katarn: Kyle, and Sir.
-When the Moff proclaimed that the Death Star was the ultimate power in the galazy, it was because he had never heard of Kyle Katarn.
-Kyle's so tough that when he climbs rocks he's not going up, he's pulling them down.
-Kyle's so tough that when he gives the evil eye he can breach the fabric of time and space.
-Palpatine built The Death Star because he couldn't get Kyle to work for him.
-Kyle’s so tough that when he does a push-up, he’s pushing the planet away from him.
-Anakin had so many Midi-chlorians because a time-travelling Kyle was his father.
-When Anakin Skywalker gets mad, he turns into Darth Vader. When Darth Vader gets mad, he turns into Kyle Katarn.
-There's only one thing that can stop Kyle Katarn: a clone of him armed with the freakin sweet hat.
-The Hoth asteroid field is made up of rocks that Kyle found in his shoes
-The Yuuzhan Vong left their galaxy to escape Kyle Katarn... ...unfortunately for them, Kyle Katarn runs fast
-Kyle Katarn CAN rip the ears off a Gundark, and its arms, and its legs...
-Kyle Katarn can kiss a wookiee, and the wookiee will like it.
-Super Star Destroyers were designed to fight the Moldy Crow.
-Palpatines first sentence in his Dark Side Compendium is "Don't &$#@ with Kyle Katarn!"
-Kyle Katarn doesn't walk: he pushes the planet away from him. Kyle Katarn doesn't feel pain, pain feels Kyle Katarn.
-That green flash you see when Kyle is shot isn't a shield, it's just the blaster bolts becoming envious when they realize who they're about to hit.
-Kyle Katarn visited the baby Obi-Wan Kenobi and gave him the gift of beard.
-Kyle Katarn once shot a Star Destroyer down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
beard stubble.Kyle Katarn is so tough that when he goes fishing he puts space slugs on his hooks. -The real reason the Naboo blockade was lifted was because the Republic threatened to send Kyle Katarn after them. And that was before he was born!Kyle Katarn is the father of every kid on this board!
-His poop is considered currency on Endor.
-Kyle Katarn named the group The Modal Nodes. They did not want to be called that.
-Tattooine wasn't always a desert. But one day Kyle got thirsty...
-Grand Admiral Thrawn was one of Kyle Katarn's greatest students
-When playing as Kyle Katarn, keep in mind that F9 is quicksave. Every other key leads to armageddon.
-Kyle Katarn stole the Death Star plans because destroying the Death Star would be far too easy.
-Men are from Corellia. Women are from Hapes. Kyle Katarn is from the Maw.
-Kyle Katarn's shoulder pad is greater than The Hat.
-Kyle Katarn's killed five of the Emperor's clones with his sharp wit alone.
-Kyle Katarn once holorecorded himself making sweet love to my wife, and then made me watch it! I cried my eyes out, it was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
-Kyle Katarn did not steal the Death Star plans. They turned themselves in out of fear.
-Kyle Katarn takes his baths in a carbon-freezing chamber.
-Kyle Katarn once tried to use a lightsaber to trim his beard. Naturally, the lightsaber couldn't cut his beard. He then mined his stubble and cortosis was born.
-When the Emperor died on DS2, Katarn travelled to Naboo to let the Gungans know that "Theysa free no more". After that, there was another parade.
-Kyle roundhouse kicked the statue of Palpatine down on Coruscant because it blocked Kyle's view of the Jedi Temple.
-Kyle Katarn enjoys reading Popular Gardening magazine. Many Bothans died to bring us this information.
-Kyle Katarn once made the Kessel run in less than ten parsecs. When someone mentioned that parsecs had nothing to do with speed, Katarn sabered them for their ignorance. After all, he's Katarn.
-Katarn only needs a ship to carry his multitude of Twi-lek dancers.
-Kyle Katarn is fluent in over 8 million forms of communication.
Kyle Katarn made the Kessel Run in less than one Parsec...on foot no less.
-Only a Sith deals in absolutes:- getting absolutely ****ed by Kyle Katarn.
-Kyle Katarn drinks a special shake every morning for breakfast, the ingredients of which include blue milk, hot chocolate, a sprinkle of Anakin Skywalker's cremated remains (the armour anyway), and two fetuses. He says the fetuses make it extra creamy.
-Kyle Katarn is like the Ring. Once you see him, you are already dead.
-Kyle Katarn never reads menus when eating at a restaurant. Whatever he orders, they better make it.
-If it weren't for Kyle Katarn's sex drive the GFFA would not be able to re-populate itself from all the killings of Kyle Katarn.
-Kyle Katarn opened the blast doors
-Kyle Katarn can cast a shadow in the dark
-Kyle Katarn recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Hot Chocolate.
-Kyle Katarn can no longer see himself in the mirror because the first time he did, he killed his own reflection.
-There's only one way to skin a stormtrooper because Kyle Katarn has a patent on the other 1138.
-Kyle Katarn once ripped a rancor in half just to see who it had for lunch
-Revan was.... power... it was like staring at a pale imitation of Kyle Katarn.
-You know why the Republic only needed three million clones? They had Kyle Katarn
-Q: Who're better, the Mandalorians or the Jedi? A: It doesn't matter, Kyle Katarn can kill both of them.
-Mandalorian iron is made by melting down Kyle Katarn's toenail clippings.Kyle Katarn eats baradium and ***** thermal detonators.
-Kyle's shield is not for keeping weapons out. It's for keeping Kyle IN.Only a Sith deals in absolutes:- getting absolutely ****ed by Kyle Katarn.
-Kyle Katarn made the Kessel Run in less than one Parsec...on foot no less.
-Kyle Katarn keeps the Galaxy Gun in a spare holster. It's behind the Bryar.
-Darth Bane made the Rule of Two: 1) There will always be one Master and one Apprentice. 2) Both will fear Kyle Katarn.
-It doesn't matter who Darth Krayt is. What matters is that he's running from Kyle Katarn.
-At the bottom of every fan's conspiracy theory is Kyle Katarn.
-Kyle's not strong enough to pull the ears off a gundark. He's strong enough to pull the gundark through a rip in the space/time continuum.
-Kyle chews vornskrs for breakfast.
-The Yuuzhan Vong were cut off the force so that they wouldn't die from looking at Kyle Katarn. -General Greivous told Anakin he expected someone of his reputation to be taller to spare his feelings. What he actually expected was someone a little less clean shaven.
-Kyle Katarn only entered into "reciprocal apprenticeship" with Mara Jade because he thought it was a sexual position. Not long after, so did she.

Roadkill

Finaly passed all the tests and got my drivers licence. Woo-hoo!1 Should've been happy and all, I know, however I feel like shiyaathe right now. Refer to my previous log and you'll be enlighted why.

In other news; yesterday there was a certain sci-fi/fantasy event in Kiberpipa I too atended http://forum.prizma.si/viewtopic.php?t=772 . 'Twas nice.

November Snow

You know what would be nice? If girls wouldn't notice me only when making a poll on the street or trying to sell some pie at the local market.

Btw, here's a nice pumpkin pie recipe:http://www.joyofbaking.com/pumpkinpie.html

Then again, if such girl would indeed come by, it would mean it's something wrong with here, and I would have to Moon door her asap.

*sigh* I guess I'll only get some pussy if I go to pet cemetery and dig out a dead cat.

Happy Halloween

Quoting And You

It's that famous Star Wars line, used in media, forum discussions and elsewhere. But they often make the mistake and say 'Luke, I'm your father,' instead of 'No. I'm your father,' which is correct. Know your quotes.

Do NOT mix the two up.

Where Is My God Now?!

A new month, a new opportunity for me to screw something up.

You gotta love people; they make it so easy for you to hate them.

Short Story 1: Vešča

'ello, haven't updated for a while. Had a few things do to and places to go. Anyway, here's a short story I've wrote. Had it published in a sf/f fanzin even.

author: Rhaegar
language: slovene
genre: fantasy/horror
summary :peasant wench Veronika is accused of witchcraft and burned
rating: PG-17 (off-screen gore/torture)


VEŠČA

Toliko krvi. Topla in čudno lepljiva ji je mezela na prosto in ji počasi, kot mala rdeča zrna sveže omlatenega žita, kapljala na snežno belo krilo, razprostrto in mokro vpojno. Pogled ji je zakrivala velika rdeča gmota in ko je dvignila mokre rjave oči in v obupu iskala prijetnejše stvari, rdeče pokrajine ni bilo konca, tam pa, kjer bi se moralo začeti svetlo nebo, jo je spet čakala le - kri.
Od nekod je prihajalo čudno, poznano bobnenje in oddaljeni grom ji je naznanjal, da se nekaj bliža. Skušala je prisluhniti in razumeti, razbrati pomen glasov. Sedaj se je šele zavedla, da kriči na ves glas v smrtnem strahu, njen zov strašne bolečine ji odmeva v glavi, neznano bobnenje pa je zamolklo razbijanje njenega srca, ki poskakuje v mladih prsih.
"Sedaj, ko ste se nekoliko omehčali, gospodična," je nadaljeval inkvizitor, "lahko nadaljujemo z našim malim pogovorom." In od tod prihaja grom.
Z naporom je odmaknila od slanih solz mokre oči od roke, ki jo je pestovala v drugi, prsti so bili skrčeni v neznanski bolečini, kjer bi morali biti nohti, pa so žuboreli le krvavi izviri, kaplje so padale na tla kot zrna iz praznega klasja.
''To zadevo, zagotovo skrajno neprijetno, tako Vam kot tudi meni, gospodična,'' je vljudno nadaljeval v pražnjo obleko napravljeni mladenič in polistal po tankem snopu listov, ki so ležali na mizi. ''lahko končamo hitro in razmeroma neboleče, v okviru možnosti seveda, lahko pa se zgodi, vkolikor ne bo zadostnega sodelovanja z Vaše strani, da bo jako boleče. Izbira je povsem Vaša.'' Zraven je uradni mučitelj odložil klešče in pregledoval obsežno zbirko orodja.
''In, Tibor,'' je dodal inkvizitor. ''Poskusi tokrat narediti po pravilih. Nič prelivanja krvi.''
Mar bi bil ga na to prej opozoril, si je mislila Veronika in pazljivo premaknila okrvavljeno roko, bolečina jo je neprestano sekala navzgor po životu.
''Kakor ukažejo, gospod,'' je ta pokimal. ''Imam dovolj drugih pripomočkov, da naša ptičica zapoje.''
Veronika je debelo pogoltnila slino in skušala odmakniti oči od mučilnih priprav, proti svoji volji zmedeno begala s pogledom po njih, po sobici in se naposled ustavila na ispraševalcu. Odmevanje v njenih ušesih jo je opozorilo, da jo je nekaj vprašal.
''Kako prosim? Lahko ponovite?''
Inkvizitor je le nejevoljno zmajal z glavo in nato ponovil vprašanje. ''Glede očitanih dejanj. Kako se izrekate glede svoje odgovornosti? Kriva ali nedolžna?''
''Saj ne, da je pomembno za postopek, ali priznam ali ne, kajneda?'' je s kislim glasom izbesedovalo dekle.
''Imajo gospodična kar prav,'' se je nekolikanj nasmehnil inkvizitor.
''Česa natančno sem sploh osumljena?'' je skušala zavlačevati, vedoča pri sebi, da ji ni pomoči.
''Čarovništva, kakopak,'' je jasnega pogledal povedal možakar. ''Ovadba je bila povsem jasno podana, o krivdi po vsej verjetnosti spoh ni potrebno razglabljati. Le priznati morate gospodična in potem postopek lahko zaključimo. Manj boleče za Vas in manj dela za mene.''
''Laži,'' je zajokala Veronika. ''To so le laži, klavete.''
Šele sedaj je v kotu, sključenega na majhnem stolčku, opazila suhega mladeniča, ki je s sklonjeno glavo molče spremljal ves postopek.
''Bor,'' je tiho sklonila glavo. ''Ti si jim povedal.''
''Bo kar držalo,'' je prek spisa pogledal inkvizitor. ''Uslužni cesarjev podložnik je premogel toliko zavesti, da je podal celotno zgodbo. Precej prepričljivo, če smem tako dodati.''
''Bor, zakaj mi to delaš?'' je tiho dejala Veronika. ''Kaj nisem bila dobra s teboj?''
''Um, saj nisem hotel, da pride do tega, Veri, um,'' je zajecljal ta. ''Um, nisem mislil, da bodo resno vzeli, um, ampak, če je res, kaj si bila pa takiste uganjala, um, čarovnico za si se izkazala, um. Ne bi me smela takrat pustiti, veš. Ni bilo lepo.'' Le glavo je sklonila ob tem Veronika, tiho zaihtela.
''Ničesar ne bom priznala,'' je kljubovalno odkimala.
''Priznanje očitanega greha pa je na žalost pogoj za obsodbo,'' se je odkašljal inkvizitor. ''Tibor, če bi bil lahko tako prijazen in pripravil hruško,''
''Ne,'' je jecnila Veronika, ''Ne hruške. Nikari.''
Prošnje niso pomagale in upiranje ter kričanje še manj; postopek je tekel naprej.

Stal je med množico, ki se je zbrala, da bi spremlajal današnje sežige čarovnic. Četudi je bilo hladno jutro, se je nabralo mnogo ljudi, niso ravno vsak dan gonili deklin na grmado. Le vsak drugi dan, včasih še poredkeje.
Na glavni trg sta jo privedla grajska biriča, jo osorno suvala pred seboj. Razmršenih dolgih las in okrvavljenega krila je Veronika jokaje šepala naprej, se sem in tja se ustavila ter bolčala v prazno predse, dokler je stražarja nista sunila naprej.
Povsem slučajno so se ustavili pred njim, saj je bil birič preosoren in je dekle klecnilo v blato ob poti. Zagledala ga je in nekaj dejala.
Njen glas, četudi tih in dekliško mil, mu v uho je bil slišen kakor krik umirajočega in sik strupene kače obenem. "Tvoj pes je imel večjega od tebe."
Ko je bila baklja pristavljena na grmado in kasneje, ko so ognjeni zublji že lizali mlado telo na lesenem vrhu, kasneje bolj, ko je mladenka v poslednjem dahu tulila v pekoči bolečini in se ji je ulil mali potok med nogami, ki se je spremenil v paro skoraj istočasno, kasneje, ko je postava že skoraj popolnoma zoglenela in so se ljudje vaški začeli razhajati, in tudi še mnogo kasneje, ko je on sam v hladni dvorani s počenim glasom prosil v hladni nočni zrak, da lahko poda priznanje, mu je v poslednjem delčku zblojenega uma kot zagnojena iver v očesu brlela le ena misel. Zakaj še vedno slišim njen porogljivi smeh?

We Got Motherfuckin' Bugs on Board!

Keyboard, that is XD. I'm not talkin' about ants, bees and whatnot, but those small little bugs you get in the yard. They tend to crawl aroud the keyboard, creeping in little holes, even fly in front of the monitor and land on it like it's some fragin' airport. And that's the forth floor we're talking here, not some basement, where it's dark and cold, and wet, perfect for the bugs to reproduce. Had an overgrown cricket last week too. Kriffin' buggers, the lot of them.

Boards Don't Hit Back

Had a bad feeling about this crappy autumn weather, and sadly I was right. The poor basketball board in the backyard had enough of it and just fell of. Broken into little pieces, splinters even. It's not as if I didn't see it coming. Sooner or later the thing would certainly go Death Star what with all the rain and wind and whatnot. It's been there, right next to the garage door for as long as ten years, no less. Played basketball there I did, aye. But that was before the dark times, before the knee injury. Rest in pieces.

One Simple Fact

Nothing important happened today.

Now Playing vol.1

Random playlist of my recent songs, read and see; maybe listen to some.

I loath pretty much the whole western pop and mtv/viva rap/r&b wanabes, and my home musicians only have bright times here and there, so it's j-pop and metal mostly for me, some classics and rock too.

ayumi hamasaki: moments
faye wong: xiang nai er, love letter to myself
utada hikaru: sakura drops
nightwish:higher then hope, angels fall first
lacuna coil: heaven's a lie,
within temptation: swan song, angels, running up that hill
sonata arctica: forest of unicorns
vanessa mae: pachelbel's canon
the cardigans: carnival
gorillaz: el manana
gnarl barkley: go go gadget gospel
red hot chili pappers: otherside
foo fighters: best of you

RIP & Konnichiwa

http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2006/09/04/irwin_hum_zoom0.html?category=animals&guid=20060904083000

That makes Snoobie a sad panda, um, koala.

In other news, Japan finally got a male heir to the throne.

Death and birth -> balance.

This Is Where the Fun Begins!

As you were, men. You can stop the courtesy, milady. XD

So, a bright new month I have before me; much to do, more to see.
Final exam in this year to do, got to get my driving license and a girlfriend. Failure is not an option!1 Let's just hope to Worm, it doesn't all turn out to be just another mummer's farce.

It's a Fine Day

Just got back from the Coruscant's downtown where I had my short-story collection bound quite cheaply. The collage building, or as I like to call it, Jedi temple full of Sith (pun intended), houses a copysmith aka. script-provider, and as I was already at the university checking exam schedule, I had it all bound nice and tight. Twenty-two (22) short, mostly original fics, some of the Star Wars, Matrix, and Alien vs Predator franchise. Aah, you can still smell the fresh print. It's intoxicating.

With my other novel, hundred or so pages that one, the final product count is now at 2 completed books. I had one short fic published in the sci-fi/fantasy fanzin already, with some more to come I hope. XD Mind you, this writing business is just a hobby of mine, I not even considering for a moment making it my full-time job. Just something to keep me sane, I guess.

Now Watching: X-Men 2

Even dou it's been a while since it hit the theaters, I've only now managed to watch it on some cable program, as I don't watch movies in cinema, save for Star Wars, 'course XD.

'Tis okay movie, the story's done the same way as in the first picture, e.g. movie adaptation of various comic story arcs, somewhat changed, to make it less confusing to the newbies. All nice and well, but at the same time there are various ester eggs and cameos, that only long time readers will manage or care to notice. Oh, well; al least it's not some crap like the majority of other comic-to-movies.

Nightcrawler almost manages to still the spotlight from Logan, almost, mind you, who does his share carnage and bring pain&doom on the bubs, and that sexy shapeshifting Trickster, among the other pretty mutant girls :drool:, is always nice to look upon. Akhm.

The end of the film, however, brings tears to the fateful readers, who still can't forget the Phoenix Saga, the saddest fantasy epic this side of Aeris' death in FF7.

That's No Moon!

''Your planet is gone, son. Accept it.''

Pluto lost his galactic status as a planet; now he'll be referred to as 'the small planet' or something like that. That makes me a sad panda. XD

The Lawnmover

'sup, been off-line a few days now, gone to Dagobah with family over the weekend and then some. Had to move the lawn, cut some bushes and whatnot else. Couldn't make it to that tournament I was planning to attend, dou. Nevermind, I'd probably suck big time anyway, and a breath of fresh air is always good they say.

The kriffin' machine has a mind of it's own it would seem, as it won't work lest you put it outside a few hours prior to actual work that is movin teh lawn XD. All well and good and then some, I understand the engine must adapt to temperature outside and so on, but would it be overmuch to include a simple note in the instruction manual. Na-aah.

Fanfic I: Showdown at Padme's Apartment

You've probably noticed by now that I like Star Wars as much as the next fan(atic), so here's a short fanfic I wrote, hope you enjoy it.

title: Showdown at Padme's apartment
author: Rhaegar
timeframe: RotS
characters: Padme Amidala, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Palpatine, Jar-Jar Binks, Mace Windu, Yoda, Aayla Secura, handmaiden Dore
genre: humor
summary: Things go a little different at Padme's apartment. Mah, just read the 'crawl text' at the beginning.
rating: PG-17 (suggestive themes, swear words)
disclaimer: the author of this fanfiction does not, in any way, profit from the story and all creative rights to the characters belong to their original creator(s). I own nothing, so don't sue me, please.

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SHOWDOWN AT PADME'S APARTMENT

WAR! IT'S A DARK TIME FOR GALACTIC REPUBLIC. SEPARATIST LEADERS HAVE MADE A DARING STRIKE INTO TEH HEART OF THE DEMOCRACY AND JUSTICE, KILLING THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT BEINGS AND ARE THREATENING WITH UTTER DESTRUCTION OF POLITICAL SYSTEM.

BRAVE WARRIORS AND PRETTY SENATORS ARE FIGHTING AGAINST IMPOSSIBLE ODDS AND JEDI, SITH AND WHATNOT ARE THROWING THEMSELVES INTO THE LOT. CLEARLY TEH STAGE IS SET FOR ENDGAME!

AS THE FALLEN JEDI ANAKIN SKYWALKER GOES VADER ON TEH YOUNGLINGS AND SEPARATIST LEADERS ALIKE, BRAVE JEDI KNIGHT OBI-WAN KENOBI MAKES A PERSONAL VISIT TO TEH SENATOR AMIDALA'S APARTMENT....

Dore: "A Jedi Knight Kenobi wishes to see you, Milady."
Padme: "Send him in and make haste for some refreshments. Close teh blast door on the way out, please."
Dore: "Yes sir, Milady."
/enters Obi, handmaiden serves drink and departs.
Obi. "Hello there."
Padme: "General Kenobi, it's been too long."
/gives him a hug
Obi: Yes, well, the elevator's not working, had to use teh stairs.
Padme: "Oh. I gather your trip was a successfully one?"
Obi: "Fairly."
/looks around the room
Obi:"A nice place you have, Padme. I myself am planning to by it, though."
Padme: "What did you say?!"
Obi: "I have made a contract with the landlord of this facility. Soon, this apartment will be mine."
Padme: "I don't believe you. I can't ..."
Obi: Search your feelings, Padme. And ask the owner; I've already signed the deal."
Padme. "I pay the rent on time, I don't throw up large parties (only for Ani&meself), that fire was an accident, I swear. I don't want to go back to Senate offices; it's dark and cold there. Not like here, where everything's so soft and smooth ..."
Obi: "I shall wipe a tear, 'cos your moving out end of month, senator. Do clean teh floor, will ya?"
/Obi takes something out of his cloak
Obi: "And do you see this hat I have with me?"
Padme: "Yes. What about it?"
Obi: "It's K'Kruhk's Hat, teh ultimate Powah in the galaxy. It' will help me redecorate this apartment, when you're gone."
Padme: "OMG, Obi-Wan. I love that Hat. It's freakin' sweat!"
Obi: "I know."
Padme: "But ... But what about Jedi being forbidden to have personal possession? Isn't the attachment forbidden?"
Obi: "Screw them Jedi codes an' all. I am teh Jedi Master! I deserve to have an apartment of me own! There's no privacy at teh temple. How's a guy to watch twi'lek pron in peace?"
Padme: "Anakin is on teh Council, too. He comes to this apartment, Obi. My apartment. And his's not even a Master yet."
Obi: "Oh, Yeah, that reminds me; Have you seen Anakin lately?"
Padme: "Yesterday."
/walks around the room, Obi follows, takes a sip of drink
Obi: "I've been looking for him ... There's been a rebellion."
Padme: "Is he in danger?"
Obi: "You could say that, yeah."
Padme: "From teh Sith?!"
Obi: "Nope. Padme, Anakin's become a Sith, gone to teh Dark Side an' stuff."
Padme: "How can you say that?!"
Obi: "I've seen recordings of him, killing ... younglings. OMG, teh younglings! No! Must not give in to tears ..."
Padme: "Not Anakin. He couldn't! ... Well maybe, if they were Tuskens or something ..."
Obi: "So you do believe me!"
Padme: "I will not give in to this. Anakin's a good man, well, boy actually, but his lightsaber's really big, ... um, and I know there's still good in him. I know this, Obi-Wan."
Obi. "There's no stopping teh Sith, you know that, Senator. They are evil, dangerous and whatnot!"
Padme: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes. You know that, Master Jedi."
Obi: "Whoops, got me at that one, you did, lass."
/Padme sits on the couch
Padme: "How can this be? Was it something about my cooking? In bed he never complained ..."
Obi: "OMG, I don't want to here that! He was deceived by a lie, Padme. We all were."
Padme: "I ..., um ..."
/Obi sits beside Padme
Obi: "I need your help to track him down and kill him like teh dog that he is, um, I mean, go try and talk to him and turn him away from teh Dark Side."
Padme: "Please don't lok at me like that."
Obi: "Why not?"
Padme: "It makes me feel uncomfortable."
Obi. "Hey, Jedi do have feeling too, you know."
Padme: "I'm sorry. I can't help you."
/Padme looks away
Obi: "Anakin is teh father, isn't he?"
Padme: "Well, doh. It's not Organa's or something, if you thought that."
/enters Palpatine
Palps: "Greetings fair citizens of teh Republic. A pleasant and above all happy day to you all."
Obi. "chancellor Palpatine."
/gives a bow
Padme: "You came sooner than I expected, chancellor."
Obi: "He did? You're expecting him?"
Palps: "Yes, the traffic was rather thin, I must say. Gotten meself here earlier, I'm afraid."
Obi: "Hello, a cluless Jedi, right here! Is there a party I was not invited to or something?"
Padme: "An informal party; just between the chancellor and meself."
Obi: "OMG. Please, don't say you're banging him, too."
Palps. "Why, teh very idea ..."
Obi: "Hey, it's starwars."
Palps. "Oh. Right you are. Do cary on."
Padme: "Nothing like that, General, rest assured."
Obi: "I'll rest when teh Sith are completely exterminated."
Padme: "What about that 'Sith and absolutes' dogma, Master Jedi?"
Obi: "Meditate I will on that. Later. Now I've got a fallen jedi and sith to kill. Wouldn't you now it; they are my specialty."
Padme:/giggles "He said, 'specialty'. "
Palps: "I see. Well, this might come to you as a shock, but ... I AM TEH SITH LORD!"
Obi: "OMFG!!!!1111"
Padme: "Um, ...What he said."
Palps: "Yup, Fooled you all, didn't I. The Dark Side is a pathway to many abilities that some may consider to be unnatural."
Padme: "Like what?"
Obi: "Not a good move, senator."
Palps: "Your arrogance blinds you, Master Jedi. Now you shall experience teh tr00 powah of teh Dark Side!"
Obi: "Arrogance? What kriffing arrogance are we taking about here?! Anakin's the arrogant one! Yours Truly is just an ordinary, humble Jedi, sworn to serve teh Republic and keep Justice and peace in teh Galaxy. If you believe that BS."
/Palpatine uses Force-Lightning
/Obi deflects the lightning on the curtains, which burst to flame
Padme: "OMG!11 Teh curtains, they're on fire!!111 Obi-Wan, how could you??!!"
Obi: "STFU beeyotch!!22"
Padme: "w00t?!?"
Obi: "Shut. TheF**k. Up."
Padme: "You fiend!"
/Obi gets bitch-slapped by Padme; charisma-20, anger+10
Palps: "Uu, uu!, I wanted to do that!"
Padme: "Can it, fag!"
Palps: "Oh, yeah, figures. Pick on teh kinky guy, why don't ya?"
/enters Jar-jar Binks, Gungan representative in teh Senate
Jar-Jar: "Obi? Obi! Messa so happy to see you!"
/hugs'stuff
Obi. "it's nice to see you too, Jar-Jar.'' /sarcasm off
Padme: "How did you get in teh apartment, J-J? The blast doors are locked per my strict orders."
Jar-Jar: "Been in her majesty bedroom, dis gungan did, aye."
Obi. "w00t?"
Palps: "really, my dear. I must be frank. The thought of you banging with him; it's unbearable."
Padme: "Noo! Is not like that, is not! Crazy duck's been stalking me again, is true. Ever since he came to Coruscant with me, always putting his ears and tongue where he shouldn't."
Palps: "Tongue?!"
Obi: "Astral sick!"
Padme: "Is not like a like that crazy duck. All I want is Ani and his love.''
Obi: "Oh, now I feel sooo much better."
Padme: "... never did it even with Palo, and he had such dreamy eyes. Just ones with Dorme, when we were alone, and the wine was cold and our hearts hot..."
Palps&Obi: "Damn."
/Jar-Jar tries to sneak out of the room, breaks a vase.
Obi: "Jar-Jar Binks. You are as clumsy as you are stupid."
Jar-Jar: "Oh-oh. Ouch time, this one thinkz."
Palps. "Right you are!"
/Jar-jar gets hit by Force Lightning, instant kill
Padme: "U, yami; roasted duck, my fav."
/starts eating Jar-Jar's smoking remains
Padme: "What are you looking at me like that? I'm pregnant, I have to eat for two now."
Obi. "Three, actually."
Padme: "What? Oh, no! I can't have twins. Have hardly enough savings to raise one. The senator wage isn't that big and Anakin doesn't get paid either."
Obi: "Should have thought about that before."
Palps: "I second that."
/door open, enter Mace, Yoda, Aayla Secura and some random, unimportant jedi
Padme: "What, again? I thought I had them locked. No privacy, sheesh."
Palps: "Master Windu. You survived."
Mace: "Yeah, this nigga's hard to kill, bughugger."
Obi: "I really am curious. How did you survive? I wager the lightning and the fall were rather rough."
Mace: "Aayla used her skillz on me."
Padme: "And we all now Aayla's skillz, don't we?"
Mace: "Yup."
Palps: "She's not in teh Council for her Force skill, this one."
Yoda: "Fact."
Obi: "I'm not even gonna say it."
Yoda: "About your apprentice's actions we've heard. Allow it, we can't."
Palps: "Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?!"
Mace: "The Senate will decide your fate."
Yoda: "That to say, I wanted."
Mace: "Well I already said it, so hush, kermit!"
Palps: "Akhm, if we could please continue. I have an Empire to build."
Mace. "Right, sorry. Akhm: You are under arrest, Milord!"
Palps: "I AM THE SENATE! And the Courts; I have them bribed, too!"
Padme /with mouth full of duck: "You fiend!"
Mace: "Not anymore. We will end this once and for all!"
Palps: "That dogma of yours; absolutes and Sith? Rings a bell?"
Aylla: "He's right, my Master."
Yoda: "To the hot twi'lek chick you must listen, Mace. Save you, it can."
Palps: "I'll issue special Order 69 just for you, my dear." /gives a wink
Aylla: "You assume too much! I only give free BJ for teh Light Side."
Palps: "Oh no, my little, um, blue friend. You'll find out that it's you who are mistaken. About a great many things."
Mace: "What things?"
Palps: "Great many things. Want a list?"
Yoda: "At teh end your reign is, evil-doer. And not short enough it was."
Obi: "Heh. He said 'evil-doer'."
Padme: "And then they say my lines are bad."
Mace: "STFU bitchez! an' grab teh pillows! This is where teh fun begins!"
/fancy lightsaber action, Yoda jumps and whirls around, Mace and Obi fight Palpatine who is zapping everyone with Force-lightning, Padme snacks on Jar-Jar. And Anakin? He's waiting on Mustafar, watching a pretty volcanic scene.

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RIP David Gemmell

I've just found out that one of my favorite fantasy writers passed away. Heroic fantasy at its best, no crappy tolkien folk tales and political intrigues, just pure action and adventure.
If you haven't read it yet, fix that problem now.

What realy gets me, is that if it weren't for the internet and various sci-fi/fantasy forums I would have completely missed it. Some important politician or normal writer/artist dies and the whole world knows it, but if he/she's some speculative fiction author then nobody cares it seems, at least in some countries. Sabbaac pot it would be different with potter's mom.

Here's some links for additional information:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5224868.stm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Gemmell

Hadoken

There's this video fighting tournament coming in a week or so which I have a mind of going to, that is if I can arrange a transport there for meself. Not having your own car, or a driving license for that matter, sure can be a problem at times. Oh yea, it will be swell; a bunch of geeks and non-geeks showing their mad playing skillz and beating the snot of eachother in Tekken, Soul Calibur, Street fighter and whatnot.

So, with highest hopes of attending there I broke up an old Sony psx and started practicing.
The AI's not a real challenge compared even to noob, but it sure is more exciting to play arcade or world tour then mere practice. A problem accured just then. Look at Jaina's tampon, it's soaking red!1 Pray she doesn't tell her Lannister, else the Sony's breath is as short as Padme's. XD

See, in order to save game progress you have to own the ps1 memorycard, even if you play it on ps2. Backward compatibility's great and all but if you don't have the right card you're pretty much Palp's Red Guard. Even dou I had a fresh ps2 card, I had to delete some of the old data from the ps1 one to save on it. All nice and well, at least for me, but ps1 are hard to come by these days, since ps3 is due any time now, and so are the old ps1 memorycards. I mean, you go and buy a new ps2 or 3, a bunch of old, but still good and fun games, which you won't have a problem playing because of that backward compatibility. Now you only have to find the old memorycards.

It's the same with old pc games not working properly on the new machines or at least having major gameplay/music problems. Or when the price of the new console drops to the reasonable level the games that came out two years ago are already all sold out. Might as well stock up on games and m-cards before actually buying the machine. Ok, I'll stop complaining now.

Storm is coming

The weather is just not right these days, methinks, or for the past few weeks for that matter. No summer sun and 30+ degrees, that's 30*1.8 +32 in F, in the shade alone. Nay, all we get here is cloudy sky and rain, rain and, yes, you are correct, even more rain. Winter is coming. Had to end my vacation early, else I would be in Riverrun for another week or so. Which is just as well, since I have an exam coming in less than a month, that will hopefully alove for level up and extra EXP points. No MP, dou.

Prologue

PROLOGUE

And the angel said to them: "Do not be afraid. I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people."

The good news, of course, being my new blog XD

Yes, distinqueshed gentlemen and milady, a maid most kind and fair, it's true, I do blog.
Despite my past claims to the contrary, never to write one myself, it happened just that.
Time passes and time changes. So do people.

I won't describe all the mundane daily facts here, not make lists of what I'm reading/listening/eating either. For that you can check my profile once it's updated. Instead, I'll just try to write a few sentences or paragraphs about things that cought my attention, or sometimes post a link to a story written by yours truly. Anything could happen.

So Superman on Batman and visit this blog as I write about life, universe and other important things(tm). Or possibly not, of course.

(Whoever understands the Superman/Batman reference; consider yourself a No-Prize Big Cookie(tm) recipient XD)