Random Advice For Today

Do NOT watch Discovery Channel. It will only make you think you' re smart.

Qapla'!

A couple of rather geekish events took place last week. T'was nice.

First, there was a Star Trek in Kiberpipa, see link:
http://forum.prizma.si/viewtopic.php?t=779&sid=7410292f433d98bde16cbc3cb1062cde

where home made ST video was also shown
http://www.zshare.net/video/steze_izklop-com-wmv.html

Then, there was Peestrojka at Arena in BTC.
http://www.joker.si/dogodek.php?idk=12
Participated in Tekken 5 tournament meself. After years of not touching the game, I played rather not bad and even menaged to slaughter some scrubs. Asuka spamming FTW!1.

Brisačke morajo bit'!

Brucovanja na pravni fakulteti je tak ko vsako leto bilo sestavljeno iz predstave, pogostitve ino after-partya, tokrat v Emonski kleti.

Vredi zastavljena parodija Trenj na temo problematike brucev je spravila dvorano v smeh, kasnejša veselica je bila pa tudi zadovoljiva.

Moral bi jo vprašati za cifro. Stupid, stupid.

Linkaža do galerije slik iz Emonske: http://www.x-beat.org/galerija/index.html (išči ino najdi).

(Is in slovenščina, hai. Tak al tak ni komentarjev, torej might as well pišem tako XD.)

The Jedi Are Not amused

Here's a pic I made the other day, using a SW:ROTS footage and some custom dialog. Feel free to share and post it on Boards when the need occurs.

Now Playing vol. 2

Even thou mp3 player does the major work nowdays, my home pc is very much used for that kind of activities. Playlist of my recently played songs&bands in random order.

kelly chan
angela aki
dark moor; silver lake, heart of stone
dreamker; without angels
stream of passion
xandria; eversleeping, winterhearthed
billy's private parking
neisha; slab dan
katie malua
nerina pallot; geek love

Things To Do While Getting a BJ

Here's a short list of activities for you to do while gf is hard at work XD

-čohanje za ušesi/spletanje kitk dečvi

-recitiraš izbrana poglavje iz knjige oz. pesem

-igranje nagradnih iger na www.nagradne-igre.net
posebej priporočam sinfoniko.

-postanje ne Gnoju o tem, kako dobro vlece. zagarantirana zavist 95% obiskovalcev.

-piješ pivo

-Preveri, če ima uši.

-Karkoli, samo ne razmišljaj o John Wayne Bobbitu

-ješ sendvič
-drkaš Wii/ps2/gamecube
-vrtaš po nosu
-gledaš Big Brother
-pišeš domačo nalogo

-pogledaš v denarnico in preveriš ali imaš dovolj keša da ji plačaš. ;>

-gledaš Brainiac

-gledas fuzbal..barca:real
al pa rolas joint

-Pizda nevem kako vam rata vse to nardit v tistih 17 sekundah

-med blowjobom je najbolj papat muco. 69

-vzdihujem, pa govorim: "še, še!"

-Tu pa tam jo pohvališ, da ji ne pade volja.

-prepevaš si naredi da mi pride, majketi, kaj pa

-Zakaj bi sploh kaj počel, če to lahko počne baba? Med BJ-jem naj zraven še riba tla in pomiva posodo.

-medtem ko je ona pod mizo konzumiraš pron z neta.

Neighbors, Pets and Other World Problems

Hush! Can you hear it? The soft thunder-like voice, echoing through the walls, slipping out through the roof, into the moonless night sky? It's the girl next door, getting doggykriffed by her boyfriend in the bathroom, head in the toilet. Flush up!1

Would that be the only problem with neighbors, however Oppon is tricky, everchanging.

There's a group of local Fremen who just saved enough gil to buy themselves swoop-bikes, and now they're shoving them all around, enlarging their swords. Every day I hope and pray that some truck might come their way.

I just might get my wish, since there is truck-aplenty in town today, possing demands to the government. Like the Emperor will care. XD

You're probably wondering now about that 'pets' in the log title, ain't ya? I don't have one, save for the imaginary hamster with fetish for kitchen utensils. The neighborhood, on the other hand, is practically littered with homeless cats and kittens. Pet cemetery fo sho.

Kyle Katarn Facts

Never mind Chuck Norris, Waru or K'hruhk's Freakin' Sweet Hat for that matter, here are some unbelivable but very true facts about the man himself, his Beard, Shoulder Pad and Bryar Pistol. Doubt them at your own risk. XD


For the whole thread go here: http://boards.theforce.net/literature/b10003/24965494/p1/?280

-There is no Sith Order. Just a list of Sith that Kyle Katarn allows to live.
-Kyle Katarn died in Dark Forces 1. The grim reaper is too scared to tell him.
-The Death Star was named after Kyle Katarn's right testicle
-The Second Death Star was named after his left testicle
-Kyle Katarn is referenced only once in the Star Wars Saga - this occurs when Palpatine fries Mace Windu with lightning.
-Why did Vegere cross the road? She didn't, Kyle Katarn killed her.
-From any "certain point of view", Kyle Katarn will mess you up.
-Kyle Katarn is The Force's revenge for Order 66
-Kyle shot. First, last, second... It doesn't matter. You're dead.
-Behind every great man is a good woman. Behind every good woman is Kyle Katarn
-You know why Kyle and Jan have never had kids? Because no one who ****s with Kyle Katarn lives. No one.
-Kyle Katarn is allergic to Bacta. Not that its ever come up
-Obi Wan: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can ever imagine. Vader: You mean you become Kyle Katarn? Obi: Well, no, I wouldn't go that far...
-Kyle Katarn once met Yoda. He put a collar on him and took him for a walk.
-Asteroids do not concern Kyle Katarn, Admiral, they're just his kidney stones.
-Chiss scientists created Alpha Red by synthesizing Kyle's urine.
-Kyle Katarn never writes in his datapads; the words assemble themselves out of fear.
-Some people whine and cry after slaughtering a camp of Tusken Raiders. Kyle Katarn calls it target practice.
-The account of Yun-Yuuzhan creating the universe by sacrificing parts of his body was just a day that Kyle decided to shave.
-Ewoks are just leftovers from when Kyle Katarn shaves his beard.
-The Dark Side ending of Jedi Knight isn't non-canon because LFL has a policy of making Dark Side endings non-canon. It's non-canon because they realized the story was over because no other good guy is bad*** enough to take out Dark Side Kyle.
-ROTS is lying, the real reason Vader is in the suit is because he picked a fight with 3-year-old Kyle, and Kyle was feeling generous that day.
-Think of a beautiful woman. Kyle Katarn did her.
-Hyperspace exists because it's afraid to be in the same reality as Kyle Katarn
-The Death Star laser was based on a schematic of Kyle Katarn's lightsaber
-The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of Kyle Katarn
-Kyle Katarn is a higher level than G-Canon
-There is no chin behind Kyle Katarn's beard, just another Bryar Pistol.
-Kyle Katarn's so tough he could've taken on the Emperor and Vader himself, but he was to busy rebuilding Alderaan by hand.
-Mustafar looks like it does because it's people once ticked Kyle off.
Utapau is full of holes for the same reason
-There is no Dark side. Only stuff that Kyle doesn't believe in.
-There are only two names with which you should address Kyle Katarn: Kyle, and Sir.
-When the Moff proclaimed that the Death Star was the ultimate power in the galazy, it was because he had never heard of Kyle Katarn.
-Kyle's so tough that when he climbs rocks he's not going up, he's pulling them down.
-Kyle's so tough that when he gives the evil eye he can breach the fabric of time and space.
-Palpatine built The Death Star because he couldn't get Kyle to work for him.
-Kyle’s so tough that when he does a push-up, he’s pushing the planet away from him.
-Anakin had so many Midi-chlorians because a time-travelling Kyle was his father.
-When Anakin Skywalker gets mad, he turns into Darth Vader. When Darth Vader gets mad, he turns into Kyle Katarn.
-There's only one thing that can stop Kyle Katarn: a clone of him armed with the freakin sweet hat.
-The Hoth asteroid field is made up of rocks that Kyle found in his shoes
-The Yuuzhan Vong left their galaxy to escape Kyle Katarn... ...unfortunately for them, Kyle Katarn runs fast
-Kyle Katarn CAN rip the ears off a Gundark, and its arms, and its legs...
-Kyle Katarn can kiss a wookiee, and the wookiee will like it.
-Super Star Destroyers were designed to fight the Moldy Crow.
-Palpatines first sentence in his Dark Side Compendium is "Don't &$#@ with Kyle Katarn!"
-Kyle Katarn doesn't walk: he pushes the planet away from him. Kyle Katarn doesn't feel pain, pain feels Kyle Katarn.
-That green flash you see when Kyle is shot isn't a shield, it's just the blaster bolts becoming envious when they realize who they're about to hit.
-Kyle Katarn visited the baby Obi-Wan Kenobi and gave him the gift of beard.
-Kyle Katarn once shot a Star Destroyer down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
beard stubble.Kyle Katarn is so tough that when he goes fishing he puts space slugs on his hooks. -The real reason the Naboo blockade was lifted was because the Republic threatened to send Kyle Katarn after them. And that was before he was born!Kyle Katarn is the father of every kid on this board!
-His poop is considered currency on Endor.
-Kyle Katarn named the group The Modal Nodes. They did not want to be called that.
-Tattooine wasn't always a desert. But one day Kyle got thirsty...
-Grand Admiral Thrawn was one of Kyle Katarn's greatest students
-When playing as Kyle Katarn, keep in mind that F9 is quicksave. Every other key leads to armageddon.
-Kyle Katarn stole the Death Star plans because destroying the Death Star would be far too easy.
-Men are from Corellia. Women are from Hapes. Kyle Katarn is from the Maw.
-Kyle Katarn's shoulder pad is greater than The Hat.
-Kyle Katarn's killed five of the Emperor's clones with his sharp wit alone.
-Kyle Katarn once holorecorded himself making sweet love to my wife, and then made me watch it! I cried my eyes out, it was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
-Kyle Katarn did not steal the Death Star plans. They turned themselves in out of fear.
-Kyle Katarn takes his baths in a carbon-freezing chamber.
-Kyle Katarn once tried to use a lightsaber to trim his beard. Naturally, the lightsaber couldn't cut his beard. He then mined his stubble and cortosis was born.
-When the Emperor died on DS2, Katarn travelled to Naboo to let the Gungans know that "Theysa free no more". After that, there was another parade.
-Kyle roundhouse kicked the statue of Palpatine down on Coruscant because it blocked Kyle's view of the Jedi Temple.
-Kyle Katarn enjoys reading Popular Gardening magazine. Many Bothans died to bring us this information.
-Kyle Katarn once made the Kessel run in less than ten parsecs. When someone mentioned that parsecs had nothing to do with speed, Katarn sabered them for their ignorance. After all, he's Katarn.
-Katarn only needs a ship to carry his multitude of Twi-lek dancers.
-Kyle Katarn is fluent in over 8 million forms of communication.
Kyle Katarn made the Kessel Run in less than one Parsec...on foot no less.
-Only a Sith deals in absolutes:- getting absolutely ****ed by Kyle Katarn.
-Kyle Katarn drinks a special shake every morning for breakfast, the ingredients of which include blue milk, hot chocolate, a sprinkle of Anakin Skywalker's cremated remains (the armour anyway), and two fetuses. He says the fetuses make it extra creamy.
-Kyle Katarn is like the Ring. Once you see him, you are already dead.
-Kyle Katarn never reads menus when eating at a restaurant. Whatever he orders, they better make it.
-If it weren't for Kyle Katarn's sex drive the GFFA would not be able to re-populate itself from all the killings of Kyle Katarn.
-Kyle Katarn opened the blast doors
-Kyle Katarn can cast a shadow in the dark
-Kyle Katarn recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Hot Chocolate.
-Kyle Katarn can no longer see himself in the mirror because the first time he did, he killed his own reflection.
-There's only one way to skin a stormtrooper because Kyle Katarn has a patent on the other 1138.
-Kyle Katarn once ripped a rancor in half just to see who it had for lunch
-Revan was.... power... it was like staring at a pale imitation of Kyle Katarn.
-You know why the Republic only needed three million clones? They had Kyle Katarn
-Q: Who're better, the Mandalorians or the Jedi? A: It doesn't matter, Kyle Katarn can kill both of them.
-Mandalorian iron is made by melting down Kyle Katarn's toenail clippings.Kyle Katarn eats baradium and ***** thermal detonators.
-Kyle's shield is not for keeping weapons out. It's for keeping Kyle IN.Only a Sith deals in absolutes:- getting absolutely ****ed by Kyle Katarn.
-Kyle Katarn made the Kessel Run in less than one Parsec...on foot no less.
-Kyle Katarn keeps the Galaxy Gun in a spare holster. It's behind the Bryar.
-Darth Bane made the Rule of Two: 1) There will always be one Master and one Apprentice. 2) Both will fear Kyle Katarn.
-It doesn't matter who Darth Krayt is. What matters is that he's running from Kyle Katarn.
-At the bottom of every fan's conspiracy theory is Kyle Katarn.
-Kyle's not strong enough to pull the ears off a gundark. He's strong enough to pull the gundark through a rip in the space/time continuum.
-Kyle chews vornskrs for breakfast.
-The Yuuzhan Vong were cut off the force so that they wouldn't die from looking at Kyle Katarn. -General Greivous told Anakin he expected someone of his reputation to be taller to spare his feelings. What he actually expected was someone a little less clean shaven.
-Kyle Katarn only entered into "reciprocal apprenticeship" with Mara Jade because he thought it was a sexual position. Not long after, so did she.

Roadkill

Finaly passed all the tests and got my drivers licence. Woo-hoo!1 Should've been happy and all, I know, however I feel like shiyaathe right now. Refer to my previous log and you'll be enlighted why.

In other news; yesterday there was a certain sci-fi/fantasy event in Kiberpipa I too atended http://forum.prizma.si/viewtopic.php?t=772 . 'Twas nice.

November Snow

You know what would be nice? If girls wouldn't notice me only when making a poll on the street or trying to sell some pie at the local market.

Btw, here's a nice pumpkin pie recipe:http://www.joyofbaking.com/pumpkinpie.html

Then again, if such girl would indeed come by, it would mean it's something wrong with here, and I would have to Moon door her asap.

*sigh* I guess I'll only get some pussy if I go to pet cemetery and dig out a dead cat.

Happy Halloween