Objection!

Nice link I've found the other day; it lets you write any sick and disturbing text of your desire (or, of course, if you feel like it, something of an actual substance) and that get it posted with character from the Phoenix Wright - Ace Attorney game http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_Wright:_Ace_Attorney

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/index.php

Go at it!XD

And, to finish this post in the good old attorney style, here are some lawyer jokes.

I.
Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass gone awry. Afraid of landing in the ocean, they drift for days. Suddenly, the clouds part to show a sunlit meadow below. As they descend, they see a man walking his dog.
One of the flyers yells to the figure far below, "Where are we?"
The man yells back, "About a half mile from town."
Once again, the balloonists are engulfed in the mist. One flyer says to the other, "He must have been a lawyer."
The other says, "A lawyer! How do you know that?"
The first says, "That�s easy. The information he gave us was accurate, concise, and entirely irrelevant."

II.
Rules For Haunting Attorneys
1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.
2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited.
3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.
4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft.
5. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free Perrier" for the purpose of trapping attorneys.
6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW dealerships.
7. It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, young boys, $100 bills, prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys.
8. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or hospitals.
9. If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it.
10. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin.
11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.
BAG LIMITS

1.	Yellow Bellied Sidewinder	2
2.	Two-faced Tort Feasor	3
3.	Back-stabbing Divorce Litigator	5
4.	Big-mouthed Pub Gut	2
5.	Honest Attorney	EXTINCT
6.	Cut-throat	2
7.	Back-stabbing Whiner	2
8.	Brown-nosed Judge Kisser	2
9.	Silver-tongued Drug Defender	$100 bounty

III.
Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"
Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I�m beginning to think I didn�t."

Are You Suffering?

Just wanted to bring to your attention one rather interesting singer and violinist, Emelie Autumn. Some nice links to get you started:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emilie_Autumn
http://www.last.fm/music/Emilie+Autumn
http://www.myspace.com/emilieautumn

Found info on her on wikipedia while searching for steampunk. Go on and give it a try.XD

Some youtube clips with her music:

rapunzel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVejYTKXx68
rose red
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L0ed5KD57w
chambermaid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xre-3UxMPoY
marry me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI21ZMB1LCo
swallow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5I4TS3LAEw
live violin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8fmI66-Bho


Also, I'd appreciate some suggestions about other female violin artists.

For Great Justice!1

Heeya!1 Whacha doin?
Novo leto je tu in novi izzivi, priložnosti za napredek ino razvoj, čakajo da se jih udejani.

Survived them holidays pretty much the same as always; home alone that its. Got the kicks with sending season greetings to friends on the Boards, dou. Even got some replys, imagine that.

Soooo, I've added picture to my profile, and updated the blogroll.

Got my last.fm account a few months ago, and it's working quite well, no major deviations so far *me knocks on wood* XD.

Here's some random C-pop clip; eVonne Hsu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKxlj3Brga4

Hugs And Kisses

Merry Christmas and happy new year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpzkHhgcZG4

Random Quotes For Today

- ''Crazy bugslut!''
(SW:LotF:Tempest)

- "An officer turned, saw Kyle, and died."
(on Kyle Katarn)

Short Story 2: Snežna pošast

author: Rhaegar
language: slovene
genre: fantasy
summary : A group of wanderes gets attacked by snow monster
rating: PG-13 (gore, harsh language, nudity)

SNEŽNA POŠAST

Snežena gaz bila je visoka ino ozka, bili so dva že konja zavoljo nog zloma pod meč dali ino njega kljuse takisto v mrazu zimskem tem, Svarog storil silo ti, Morana! bilo kaj prida živo ni; gazila počasi predse je žival, sapo vročo spuščala na plan. Vsaj snežilo ni še.
Ozka ino zlovešča bila dolina je, kateri po bila skupina mala pot svojo je storjevala; drevesa bila so težko naložena, veje skoro pod pritiskom hudim bodejo podlegla. Megla skrivala obrise medle je narave divje, v zimski hlad zavite, Kurent bil prišel surovo!
"Pred nočjo do sela obljudenega ne dospemo mi," del s konja je svojega Anihar, domačin dežele te tuje ino pobeljene, vsa Ganoba bila je pod snegom, ob poti na kraju postal, okolico belo ino jako zelo pomrznjeno ogledoval. "Nivez je dan jaše tod od ino Harka, dlje bolj še več."
"Resnično. Dobro storimo, če poskrbimo ino tabor pred mrakom še prvim napravimo; tako jaz mislim inu povem." Kakor sogovornik njegov tujski, bil Kalandir, Karantanski mladec baš, napravljen v oblačilo težko zimsko, živalskih kož narejeno, varovala ga pred mrazom je dokaj dobro; oglavnico kožnato bil mu veter severni zadel je v pišu močnem.
Dasi bil čas letni je skorajda tisti še, ki za jesen ga ljudje imenujejo, bilo je dneva dvema pred zapadlo snega mnogo ino več, vsa dežela bila se presenečena je v belino bila prebudila. Takisto zatekel jih je mraz ino pozeba huda, ki z roko vedno hodita ob zimi; popotniki bili težko so pot svojo storjevali, prebijali se le počasi proti cilju. Mudilo se pak Kalandirju kaj posebno ni, na pot se mnogo časa že nazaj je on odpravil, navodilu otca svojega, samega koseza baš spoštovanega.
Zajahala bila sta v tabor onadva potemtakem, katerega bili so na hitro skupaj stavili, premrzel les vejevni bil že gorel je na ognju velikem, okoli bili so zbrani vsi posedli, greli se ob njem, takenako s pijačo močno, kapljico domačo, pa beseda bila je živa med njimi, zgodbe takove ino drugačne padale so od mnogih ust.
Tukaj bil Ivar je, Anihar, jahač ponosni inu v tej sposobnosti svoji neprekosljivi, dva lovca Ganobe iz doma, poznala sicer kraje domače sta, pak vseeno nekolikanj se nelagodno sta v soteski tej počutila, potoval zraven je še trgovec iz Sivera, dežele severne, sosede Karantaniji bližnje, družbo vsem bilo dekle je mlado pravilo; bila je ona sicer v mesto obmorsko južno namenjena, tamkaj opravke svoje je imela, njim nepoznane. Raje v dekliča posle se ostali vtikali preveč niso, takistega bila pogleda ona je ino besede ostre, da umirila slehernega je vprašalca.
"Kje Katarina se mudi?" bil podal naprej besedo je Kalandir, prisedel ino ponujeni kos mesa suhega, za ujed primerno narezanega, sprejel, popredi bil pri konjih se še ustavil je, preveril, da privezani bili so vsi, dopadlo se mjim ne bi, da kateri se v noči izgubi. "Kaj hrana ji ne diši?"
Povprašal to je v jeziku svojem domačem, razumeli so večinoma ostali vsi, kaj pravi, akoprav kdaj kaj čudnega ino neznanega njim porekel je, pobarali so ga v jeziku svojem; sicer bili so sosedi edeen drugemu, le-ti pa že med seboj razumejo.
"Gospodična bili so nastran stopili," dejal je puhaje svojo ozko pipo trgovec bradati; zelišča bila so, katera jih tržil naokoli je, v njega kadilki. "Nemara družba naša jim povšeči ni, dovolj spoštovani inu omikani nismo, kdo bi vedel."
"Meni je nekaj dejala, da okopala bi se rada," od strani je Nafar podal, odrezal si kos sira rumenega. "Sicer sem videl popredi, da reka prav majhna tod pritok ima, pak gruntam ino povem, da mnogo preveč mrzlo je, v takisti vodi kaj preveč se muditi."
"Resnično; bode bila deklina še bolj ledena postala, kot do sedaj bila je njena narava." dodal je njega sonarodnjak, Cirep bil se odkašljal je ino polič zvrhan šmarnice nagnil.
"Nisi edini, ki vanjo ga hotal vtakniti je, resnično" bil po rami ga prijateljsko lopnil je Kalandir, da vola bi podrlo. "Dovolj je to že, pa precej cel pogreješ se."
"Mah, pusti ženske, Mitra jih grdo pogledal," del od strani je Anihar, okoli zavitek s hrano podal. "Raje povem vam zgodbo staro ino zanimivo; to pogreje nas ino zamoti proč od hladu zime."
"No, da slišimo," bil jasneje Cirep je pogledal. "Ali pazi; brez neumnih basni."
Besedo bil je tako Ivar povzel, govoril ino povedal veliko; o dogodkih ino ljudeh starih štorijo jim pripravil, beštije hude bile so zraven ino junacje pogbni bili so jih klali, rešili vas, sebe ino deklino rešitve ino še česa potrebno. Smeh bil je zraven ino par neukih pogledov takisto, ko o stvareh mnogih zanimivih bila je beseda podana, med brati popotnimi razlogovana.
"Nič, pojdem po gospici pogledati; če kaj nemara potrebuje," po času nekem vstavši od ognja bil je Kalandir rekel, otresel si hlače ino po noči gozdni pogledal; nič kaj veliko se videlo v dalj ni, noč bila tiha je ino še mirna.
"Še v mojem imenu ji ga v usta daj, kaj bodeš," bil mu v smehu je Nafar dodal, natočil nanovo si.

Sneg bil skopnel je okoli tolmuna, rečica mala ali hladna bila pritok ubožni imela ta je, toplo pak bilo je v bazenu izhajalo, brbotalo ino se parilo, do mesta počitka ino miru Katarine, dekline je on dospel.
"Zdravstvovali, gospodična," bil je pozdravil, okoli po kraju se oziral, dasiravno bila deklica na očeh je očitno, v vrelcu toplem sredi snega se gola je kopala.
"Lep večer," bila je ona odzdravila, z roko si lase dolge rjave odvila mokre z glave, baš lepa bila je, kot vila snežine sredi. "Kako, bili so te drugi proč zapodili?" bila je vprašljivo glavo sklonila. "Ali sam si v divjino odtaval? Za ljudi dobro okoli laziti ni; kaj veš, kaj ino kdo zaskoči te v noči."
"Nej, le po tebi bil sem pogledati prišel," bil je priznal, meč odpasani postavil na tla, v sneg ga odvrgel, na štor se zraven usedel. "Baš veliko do spanja mi ni."
''Kdo vsaj na straži je buden, domnevam, zakajti zveri takisto so v zimi rade okoli,'' podala naprej je Katarina besedo. ''Bode dobro nikakor ne, ako zaskoči nas kakšna.''
''Nafar je nekaj o nastavljanju pasti popredi govoril; ne vem, če bil jo je tudi izgotovil,'' del ji je. ''Ali ti se nikari ne boj, meč oster počiva v nožnici. Bodem se že obvaroval ino tebe takenako.''
Zazrla se starovedno je Katarina vanj, bolje rečeno skozi njega, kakor da gledali v daljavo bi, odročno zelo. ''Bomo videli,'' dejala počasi je, nekako otožen smehljaj ji na ustne prišel je v tem.
"Kaj bodeš notri prišel, pridružil se mi?" bila ga povabila je, vljudno na vodo sikajočo nakazala z roko belo. "Bi rekla, da hlad že do kosti ti prišel je, voda pak topla je, nej, vroča zelo."
Nekolikanj bil je pomišljal, pak prav dosti spet ne, saj bila ga godna deklina vabila je k sebi, zatorej bil hlače s sebe je zvlekel ino ostalo opravo zimsko takenako, v tolmunu prijetno toplem se znašel z deklico milo.
"Zgodbe bil je popredi nam Anihar govoril, zanimive ino poučne, prav res; ali gruntam, da družba sedanja boljša tega je od," dejal je ino po vodi začofotal malo, osnažil se ino umil, okoli deklice se peijetne motal.
"Tako," bila je Katarina oči povesila.
"Ja; ino Cirep, ta zna včasih prav mastne razdirati, kaj hočeš."
Zaplavala bila je Katarina do njega, mu sedla v naročje.
"Ljubi se z mano, Kalandir."
"Um, nekolikanj hladno je, čeravno voda kar topla je res," bil je Kalandir sprva začel, pak potem bila ga deklica z rokami za ud je prijela pod vodo, dekliško nežno ga objela, s poljubi ga po vratu preiskala. Ko pripravila ga je do konca, spustila ga trdega je vase, v naročju mu med ljubljenjem počila.

V spanec nemirni v snegu bili so vsi v taboru utonili, Katarina bila v Kalandirja objemu je pod kožnato odejo počila; noč bila je mirna ino spanec vseh baš trden.
Jih lomastenje živalsko je bilo zbudilo, baš nemarno pokalo je ino glasno tuljenje vsem pognalo kri je po telesu, premraženem od mraza ali živem še. Zatekla jih tamkaj huda beštija divja je gozdne jase sredi, iz samih zgodb bila je vzeta. Bela bila je pošast snežna ino kosmata dokaj zelo, velika v glavo ino dele druge telesne takisto, šape bile ostre so ino velike, usta premogla zob nešteto ostrejših so bolj.
Boj bil z zverino nočno je kratek pak; orožje bridko ino ostro bilo napadalcu kosmatemu ni kos, prvo popadala domačina sta kakor trava pokošena, krvavo bila ju beštija je oklala, nadaljevala nato enak način na z trgovcem siverskim, Cirep šmarnico kadeči bil je s seboj v smrt jo vzel v dimu.
Kalandir sam bil je z mečem na razdalji ohranil se, ali kaj dosti mogel sam proti zveri divji nikakor ni. Kakova bila morebitna usoda njuna skupan bi, vedel Kalandir ni, doživeti je pa k mogla s Katarino nista; spoznala usodo hudo ino izbežno ne svojo takisto deklica njih spremna je; preden bil jo demon nočni utegnil zaskočiti bi ino kakor pobite tovariše pred njo v krvavih kosih pojesti, bila je bodalo srebrno nožnice iz izdrla, v prsi si mlade ga zapodila, sneg pordečil okoli nje se je trupla.
"Neeeee!" zatulil je Kalandir ob njeni žrtvi, preglasil za trenutek tuljenje beštije nemarne.
Bila pak nje smrt je zaman; žival ta divja, zakaj le žival lahko to bila je, kar napadlo jih tamkaj v tesni zimski je, bila se menila za Katarine ohlajajoče meso ni, le topel ino sveže ubiti plen beštija žrla je. Stopil beštij beli mimo trupla je, do Kalandirja se namenil.
Mislil je v žalosti inu obupu on, da konec z njim takisto bode ravno kar, ostali poklani inu pojedeni od hudega stvora so bili postali. Zverina bila skoro že ga v šape svoje je velike zadobila ali bil jo v past je on spravil, katero eden on bivših tovarišev skupaj v varstvo je spravil, kol ošiljen bil je zimsko pošast na zemjo prikoval, učinkovito ubil.
"Mar bil bi kdo že prej zanko sprožil, Morana moraš tako huda biti?!" v zmagi bridki zavekal je Kalandir, klečal ob ubiti zveri, z mečem še vedno na dosegu roke; štiri trupla so čakala rake.

Vader's Voice

It's an exspirience of a certain sort to wake up in the morning and guess what your voice will sound like today. Or rather, if there will even be a sound.

December Is Here

A fact that will bring joy and happiness to all the people, or at least a certain girl I know, a lass most kind and fair. XD

Some not so good news; sore throat for me, which really does nothing good for my study plans, and a ruined garden due to some heavy machinery work around the house. Plants are living cratures too, ffs.

It's an AIDS day today, too, so media's full of helpfull information and they're giving condoms for free too in the city, sith university also. Look, if you get a partner, then you're probably smart enough to use some kind of protection, but free condoms won't help me get a gf, now are they?

There's a nice place for such people along the Aren way, right next to late secretary.
Crows will feast, and ravens too.

Random Advice For Today

Do NOT watch Discovery Channel. It will only make you think you' re smart.

Qapla'!

A couple of rather geekish events took place last week. T'was nice.

First, there was a Star Trek in Kiberpipa, see link:
http://forum.prizma.si/viewtopic.php?t=779&sid=7410292f433d98bde16cbc3cb1062cde

where home made ST video was also shown
http://www.zshare.net/video/steze_izklop-com-wmv.html

Then, there was Peestrojka at Arena in BTC.
http://www.joker.si/dogodek.php?idk=12
Participated in Tekken 5 tournament meself. After years of not touching the game, I played rather not bad and even menaged to slaughter some scrubs. Asuka spamming FTW!1.

Brisačke morajo bit'!

Brucovanja na pravni fakulteti je tak ko vsako leto bilo sestavljeno iz predstave, pogostitve ino after-partya, tokrat v Emonski kleti.

Vredi zastavljena parodija Trenj na temo problematike brucev je spravila dvorano v smeh, kasnejša veselica je bila pa tudi zadovoljiva.

Moral bi jo vprašati za cifro. Stupid, stupid.

Linkaža do galerije slik iz Emonske: http://www.x-beat.org/galerija/index.html (išči ino najdi).

(Is in slovenščina, hai. Tak al tak ni komentarjev, torej might as well pišem tako XD.)

The Jedi Are Not amused

Here's a pic I made the other day, using a SW:ROTS footage and some custom dialog. Feel free to share and post it on Boards when the need occurs.

Now Playing vol. 2

Even thou mp3 player does the major work nowdays, my home pc is very much used for that kind of activities. Playlist of my recently played songs&bands in random order.

kelly chan
angela aki
dark moor; silver lake, heart of stone
dreamker; without angels
stream of passion
xandria; eversleeping, winterhearthed
billy's private parking
neisha; slab dan
katie malua
nerina pallot; geek love

Things To Do While Getting a BJ

Here's a short list of activities for you to do while gf is hard at work XD

-čohanje za ušesi/spletanje kitk dečvi

-recitiraš izbrana poglavje iz knjige oz. pesem

-igranje nagradnih iger na www.nagradne-igre.net
posebej priporočam sinfoniko.

-postanje ne Gnoju o tem, kako dobro vlece. zagarantirana zavist 95% obiskovalcev.

-piješ pivo

-Preveri, če ima uši.

-Karkoli, samo ne razmišljaj o John Wayne Bobbitu

-ješ sendvič
-drkaš Wii/ps2/gamecube
-vrtaš po nosu
-gledaš Big Brother
-pišeš domačo nalogo

-pogledaš v denarnico in preveriš ali imaš dovolj keša da ji plačaš. ;>

-gledaš Brainiac

-gledas fuzbal..barca:real
al pa rolas joint

-Pizda nevem kako vam rata vse to nardit v tistih 17 sekundah

-med blowjobom je najbolj papat muco. 69

-vzdihujem, pa govorim: "še, še!"

-Tu pa tam jo pohvališ, da ji ne pade volja.

-prepevaš si naredi da mi pride, majketi, kaj pa

-Zakaj bi sploh kaj počel, če to lahko počne baba? Med BJ-jem naj zraven še riba tla in pomiva posodo.

-medtem ko je ona pod mizo konzumiraš pron z neta.

Neighbors, Pets and Other World Problems

Hush! Can you hear it? The soft thunder-like voice, echoing through the walls, slipping out through the roof, into the moonless night sky? It's the girl next door, getting doggykriffed by her boyfriend in the bathroom, head in the toilet. Flush up!1

Would that be the only problem with neighbors, however Oppon is tricky, everchanging.

There's a group of local Fremen who just saved enough gil to buy themselves swoop-bikes, and now they're shoving them all around, enlarging their swords. Every day I hope and pray that some truck might come their way.

I just might get my wish, since there is truck-aplenty in town today, possing demands to the government. Like the Emperor will care. XD

You're probably wondering now about that 'pets' in the log title, ain't ya? I don't have one, save for the imaginary hamster with fetish for kitchen utensils. The neighborhood, on the other hand, is practically littered with homeless cats and kittens. Pet cemetery fo sho.

Kyle Katarn Facts

Never mind Chuck Norris, Waru or K'hruhk's Freakin' Sweet Hat for that matter, here are some unbelivable but very true facts about the man himself, his Beard, Shoulder Pad and Bryar Pistol. Doubt them at your own risk. XD


For the whole thread go here: http://boards.theforce.net/literature/b10003/24965494/p1/?280

-There is no Sith Order. Just a list of Sith that Kyle Katarn allows to live.
-Kyle Katarn died in Dark Forces 1. The grim reaper is too scared to tell him.
-The Death Star was named after Kyle Katarn's right testicle
-The Second Death Star was named after his left testicle
-Kyle Katarn is referenced only once in the Star Wars Saga - this occurs when Palpatine fries Mace Windu with lightning.
-Why did Vegere cross the road? She didn't, Kyle Katarn killed her.
-From any "certain point of view", Kyle Katarn will mess you up.
-Kyle Katarn is The Force's revenge for Order 66
-Kyle shot. First, last, second... It doesn't matter. You're dead.
-Behind every great man is a good woman. Behind every good woman is Kyle Katarn
-You know why Kyle and Jan have never had kids? Because no one who ****s with Kyle Katarn lives. No one.
-Kyle Katarn is allergic to Bacta. Not that its ever come up
-Obi Wan: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can ever imagine. Vader: You mean you become Kyle Katarn? Obi: Well, no, I wouldn't go that far...
-Kyle Katarn once met Yoda. He put a collar on him and took him for a walk.
-Asteroids do not concern Kyle Katarn, Admiral, they're just his kidney stones.
-Chiss scientists created Alpha Red by synthesizing Kyle's urine.
-Kyle Katarn never writes in his datapads; the words assemble themselves out of fear.
-Some people whine and cry after slaughtering a camp of Tusken Raiders. Kyle Katarn calls it target practice.
-The account of Yun-Yuuzhan creating the universe by sacrificing parts of his body was just a day that Kyle decided to shave.
-Ewoks are just leftovers from when Kyle Katarn shaves his beard.
-The Dark Side ending of Jedi Knight isn't non-canon because LFL has a policy of making Dark Side endings non-canon. It's non-canon because they realized the story was over because no other good guy is bad*** enough to take out Dark Side Kyle.
-ROTS is lying, the real reason Vader is in the suit is because he picked a fight with 3-year-old Kyle, and Kyle was feeling generous that day.
-Think of a beautiful woman. Kyle Katarn did her.
-Hyperspace exists because it's afraid to be in the same reality as Kyle Katarn
-The Death Star laser was based on a schematic of Kyle Katarn's lightsaber
-The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of Kyle Katarn
-Kyle Katarn is a higher level than G-Canon
-There is no chin behind Kyle Katarn's beard, just another Bryar Pistol.
-Kyle Katarn's so tough he could've taken on the Emperor and Vader himself, but he was to busy rebuilding Alderaan by hand.
-Mustafar looks like it does because it's people once ticked Kyle off.
Utapau is full of holes for the same reason
-There is no Dark side. Only stuff that Kyle doesn't believe in.
-There are only two names with which you should address Kyle Katarn: Kyle, and Sir.
-When the Moff proclaimed that the Death Star was the ultimate power in the galazy, it was because he had never heard of Kyle Katarn.
-Kyle's so tough that when he climbs rocks he's not going up, he's pulling them down.
-Kyle's so tough that when he gives the evil eye he can breach the fabric of time and space.
-Palpatine built The Death Star because he couldn't get Kyle to work for him.
-Kyle’s so tough that when he does a push-up, he’s pushing the planet away from him.
-Anakin had so many Midi-chlorians because a time-travelling Kyle was his father.
-When Anakin Skywalker gets mad, he turns into Darth Vader. When Darth Vader gets mad, he turns into Kyle Katarn.
-There's only one thing that can stop Kyle Katarn: a clone of him armed with the freakin sweet hat.
-The Hoth asteroid field is made up of rocks that Kyle found in his shoes
-The Yuuzhan Vong left their galaxy to escape Kyle Katarn... ...unfortunately for them, Kyle Katarn runs fast
-Kyle Katarn CAN rip the ears off a Gundark, and its arms, and its legs...
-Kyle Katarn can kiss a wookiee, and the wookiee will like it.
-Super Star Destroyers were designed to fight the Moldy Crow.
-Palpatines first sentence in his Dark Side Compendium is "Don't &$#@ with Kyle Katarn!"
-Kyle Katarn doesn't walk: he pushes the planet away from him. Kyle Katarn doesn't feel pain, pain feels Kyle Katarn.
-That green flash you see when Kyle is shot isn't a shield, it's just the blaster bolts becoming envious when they realize who they're about to hit.
-Kyle Katarn visited the baby Obi-Wan Kenobi and gave him the gift of beard.
-Kyle Katarn once shot a Star Destroyer down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
beard stubble.Kyle Katarn is so tough that when he goes fishing he puts space slugs on his hooks. -The real reason the Naboo blockade was lifted was because the Republic threatened to send Kyle Katarn after them. And that was before he was born!Kyle Katarn is the father of every kid on this board!
-His poop is considered currency on Endor.
-Kyle Katarn named the group The Modal Nodes. They did not want to be called that.
-Tattooine wasn't always a desert. But one day Kyle got thirsty...
-Grand Admiral Thrawn was one of Kyle Katarn's greatest students
-When playing as Kyle Katarn, keep in mind that F9 is quicksave. Every other key leads to armageddon.
-Kyle Katarn stole the Death Star plans because destroying the Death Star would be far too easy.
-Men are from Corellia. Women are from Hapes. Kyle Katarn is from the Maw.
-Kyle Katarn's shoulder pad is greater than The Hat.
-Kyle Katarn's killed five of the Emperor's clones with his sharp wit alone.
-Kyle Katarn once holorecorded himself making sweet love to my wife, and then made me watch it! I cried my eyes out, it was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
-Kyle Katarn did not steal the Death Star plans. They turned themselves in out of fear.
-Kyle Katarn takes his baths in a carbon-freezing chamber.
-Kyle Katarn once tried to use a lightsaber to trim his beard. Naturally, the lightsaber couldn't cut his beard. He then mined his stubble and cortosis was born.
-When the Emperor died on DS2, Katarn travelled to Naboo to let the Gungans know that "Theysa free no more". After that, there was another parade.
-Kyle roundhouse kicked the statue of Palpatine down on Coruscant because it blocked Kyle's view of the Jedi Temple.
-Kyle Katarn enjoys reading Popular Gardening magazine. Many Bothans died to bring us this information.
-Kyle Katarn once made the Kessel run in less than ten parsecs. When someone mentioned that parsecs had nothing to do with speed, Katarn sabered them for their ignorance. After all, he's Katarn.
-Katarn only needs a ship to carry his multitude of Twi-lek dancers.
-Kyle Katarn is fluent in over 8 million forms of communication.
Kyle Katarn made the Kessel Run in less than one Parsec...on foot no less.
-Only a Sith deals in absolutes:- getting absolutely ****ed by Kyle Katarn.
-Kyle Katarn drinks a special shake every morning for breakfast, the ingredients of which include blue milk, hot chocolate, a sprinkle of Anakin Skywalker's cremated remains (the armour anyway), and two fetuses. He says the fetuses make it extra creamy.
-Kyle Katarn is like the Ring. Once you see him, you are already dead.
-Kyle Katarn never reads menus when eating at a restaurant. Whatever he orders, they better make it.
-If it weren't for Kyle Katarn's sex drive the GFFA would not be able to re-populate itself from all the killings of Kyle Katarn.
-Kyle Katarn opened the blast doors
-Kyle Katarn can cast a shadow in the dark
-Kyle Katarn recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Hot Chocolate.
-Kyle Katarn can no longer see himself in the mirror because the first time he did, he killed his own reflection.
-There's only one way to skin a stormtrooper because Kyle Katarn has a patent on the other 1138.
-Kyle Katarn once ripped a rancor in half just to see who it had for lunch
-Revan was.... power... it was like staring at a pale imitation of Kyle Katarn.
-You know why the Republic only needed three million clones? They had Kyle Katarn
-Q: Who're better, the Mandalorians or the Jedi? A: It doesn't matter, Kyle Katarn can kill both of them.
-Mandalorian iron is made by melting down Kyle Katarn's toenail clippings.Kyle Katarn eats baradium and ***** thermal detonators.
-Kyle's shield is not for keeping weapons out. It's for keeping Kyle IN.Only a Sith deals in absolutes:- getting absolutely ****ed by Kyle Katarn.
-Kyle Katarn made the Kessel Run in less than one Parsec...on foot no less.
-Kyle Katarn keeps the Galaxy Gun in a spare holster. It's behind the Bryar.
-Darth Bane made the Rule of Two: 1) There will always be one Master and one Apprentice. 2) Both will fear Kyle Katarn.
-It doesn't matter who Darth Krayt is. What matters is that he's running from Kyle Katarn.
-At the bottom of every fan's conspiracy theory is Kyle Katarn.
-Kyle's not strong enough to pull the ears off a gundark. He's strong enough to pull the gundark through a rip in the space/time continuum.
-Kyle chews vornskrs for breakfast.
-The Yuuzhan Vong were cut off the force so that they wouldn't die from looking at Kyle Katarn. -General Greivous told Anakin he expected someone of his reputation to be taller to spare his feelings. What he actually expected was someone a little less clean shaven.
-Kyle Katarn only entered into "reciprocal apprenticeship" with Mara Jade because he thought it was a sexual position. Not long after, so did she.

Roadkill

Finaly passed all the tests and got my drivers licence. Woo-hoo!1 Should've been happy and all, I know, however I feel like shiyaathe right now. Refer to my previous log and you'll be enlighted why.

In other news; yesterday there was a certain sci-fi/fantasy event in Kiberpipa I too atended http://forum.prizma.si/viewtopic.php?t=772 . 'Twas nice.

November Snow

You know what would be nice? If girls wouldn't notice me only when making a poll on the street or trying to sell some pie at the local market.

Btw, here's a nice pumpkin pie recipe:http://www.joyofbaking.com/pumpkinpie.html

Then again, if such girl would indeed come by, it would mean it's something wrong with here, and I would have to Moon door her asap.

*sigh* I guess I'll only get some pussy if I go to pet cemetery and dig out a dead cat.

Happy Halloween

Quoting And You

It's that famous Star Wars line, used in media, forum discussions and elsewhere. But they often make the mistake and say 'Luke, I'm your father,' instead of 'No. I'm your father,' which is correct. Know your quotes.

Do NOT mix the two up.

Where Is My God Now?!

A new month, a new opportunity for me to screw something up.

You gotta love people; they make it so easy for you to hate them.