Random Advice For Today

Do NOT watch Discovery Channel. It will only make you think you' re smart.

Qapla'!

A couple of rather geekish events took place last week. T'was nice.

First, there was a Star Trek in Kiberpipa, see link:
http://forum.prizma.si/viewtopic.php?t=779&sid=7410292f433d98bde16cbc3cb1062cde

where home made ST video was also shown
http://www.zshare.net/video/steze_izklop-com-wmv.html

Then, there was Peestrojka at Arena in BTC.
http://www.joker.si/dogodek.php?idk=12
Participated in Tekken 5 tournament meself. After years of not touching the game, I played rather not bad and even menaged to slaughter some scrubs. Asuka spamming FTW!1.

Brisačke morajo bit'!

Brucovanja na pravni fakulteti je tak ko vsako leto bilo sestavljeno iz predstave, pogostitve ino after-partya, tokrat v Emonski kleti.

Vredi zastavljena parodija Trenj na temo problematike brucev je spravila dvorano v smeh, kasnejša veselica je bila pa tudi zadovoljiva.

Moral bi jo vprašati za cifro. Stupid, stupid.

Linkaža do galerije slik iz Emonske: http://www.x-beat.org/galerija/index.html (išči ino najdi).

(Is in slovenščina, hai. Tak al tak ni komentarjev, torej might as well pišem tako XD.)

The Jedi Are Not amused

Here's a pic I made the other day, using a SW:ROTS footage and some custom dialog. Feel free to share and post it on Boards when the need occurs.

Now Playing vol. 2

Even thou mp3 player does the major work nowdays, my home pc is very much used for that kind of activities. Playlist of my recently played songs&bands in random order.

kelly chan
angela aki
dark moor; silver lake, heart of stone
dreamker; without angels
stream of passion
xandria; eversleeping, winterhearthed
billy's private parking
neisha; slab dan
katie malua
nerina pallot; geek love

Things To Do While Getting a BJ

Here's a short list of activities for you to do while gf is hard at work XD

-čohanje za ušesi/spletanje kitk dečvi

-recitiraš izbrana poglavje iz knjige oz. pesem

-igranje nagradnih iger na www.nagradne-igre.net
posebej priporočam sinfoniko.

-postanje ne Gnoju o tem, kako dobro vlece. zagarantirana zavist 95% obiskovalcev.

-piješ pivo

-Preveri, če ima uši.

-Karkoli, samo ne razmišljaj o John Wayne Bobbitu

-ješ sendvič
-drkaš Wii/ps2/gamecube
-vrtaš po nosu
-gledaš Big Brother
-pišeš domačo nalogo

-pogledaš v denarnico in preveriš ali imaš dovolj keša da ji plačaš. ;>

-gledaš Brainiac

-gledas fuzbal..barca:real
al pa rolas joint

-Pizda nevem kako vam rata vse to nardit v tistih 17 sekundah

-med blowjobom je najbolj papat muco. 69

-vzdihujem, pa govorim: "še, še!"

-Tu pa tam jo pohvališ, da ji ne pade volja.

-prepevaš si naredi da mi pride, majketi, kaj pa

-Zakaj bi sploh kaj počel, če to lahko počne baba? Med BJ-jem naj zraven še riba tla in pomiva posodo.

-medtem ko je ona pod mizo konzumiraš pron z neta.

Neighbors, Pets and Other World Problems

Hush! Can you hear it? The soft thunder-like voice, echoing through the walls, slipping out through the roof, into the moonless night sky? It's the girl next door, getting doggykriffed by her boyfriend in the bathroom, head in the toilet. Flush up!1

Would that be the only problem with neighbors, however Oppon is tricky, everchanging.

There's a group of local Fremen who just saved enough gil to buy themselves swoop-bikes, and now they're shoving them all around, enlarging their swords. Every day I hope and pray that some truck might come their way.

I just might get my wish, since there is truck-aplenty in town today, possing demands to the government. Like the Emperor will care. XD

You're probably wondering now about that 'pets' in the log title, ain't ya? I don't have one, save for the imaginary hamster with fetish for kitchen utensils. The neighborhood, on the other hand, is practically littered with homeless cats and kittens. Pet cemetery fo sho.

Kyle Katarn Facts

Never mind Chuck Norris, Waru or K'hruhk's Freakin' Sweet Hat for that matter, here are some unbelivable but very true facts about the man himself, his Beard, Shoulder Pad and Bryar Pistol. Doubt them at your own risk. XD


For the whole thread go here: http://boards.theforce.net/literature/b10003/24965494/p1/?280

-There is no Sith Order. Just a list of Sith that Kyle Katarn allows to live.
-Kyle Katarn died in Dark Forces 1. The grim reaper is too scared to tell him.
-The Death Star was named after Kyle Katarn's right testicle
-The Second Death Star was named after his left testicle
-Kyle Katarn is referenced only once in the Star Wars Saga - this occurs when Palpatine fries Mace Windu with lightning.
-Why did Vegere cross the road? She didn't, Kyle Katarn killed her.
-From any "certain point of view", Kyle Katarn will mess you up.
-Kyle Katarn is The Force's revenge for Order 66
-Kyle shot. First, last, second... It doesn't matter. You're dead.
-Behind every great man is a good woman. Behind every good woman is Kyle Katarn
-You know why Kyle and Jan have never had kids? Because no one who ****s with Kyle Katarn lives. No one.
-Kyle Katarn is allergic to Bacta. Not that its ever come up
-Obi Wan: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can ever imagine. Vader: You mean you become Kyle Katarn? Obi: Well, no, I wouldn't go that far...
-Kyle Katarn once met Yoda. He put a collar on him and took him for a walk.
-Asteroids do not concern Kyle Katarn, Admiral, they're just his kidney stones.
-Chiss scientists created Alpha Red by synthesizing Kyle's urine.
-Kyle Katarn never writes in his datapads; the words assemble themselves out of fear.
-Some people whine and cry after slaughtering a camp of Tusken Raiders. Kyle Katarn calls it target practice.
-The account of Yun-Yuuzhan creating the universe by sacrificing parts of his body was just a day that Kyle decided to shave.
-Ewoks are just leftovers from when Kyle Katarn shaves his beard.
-The Dark Side ending of Jedi Knight isn't non-canon because LFL has a policy of making Dark Side endings non-canon. It's non-canon because they realized the story was over because no other good guy is bad*** enough to take out Dark Side Kyle.
-ROTS is lying, the real reason Vader is in the suit is because he picked a fight with 3-year-old Kyle, and Kyle was feeling generous that day.
-Think of a beautiful woman. Kyle Katarn did her.
-Hyperspace exists because it's afraid to be in the same reality as Kyle Katarn
-The Death Star laser was based on a schematic of Kyle Katarn's lightsaber
-The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of Kyle Katarn
-Kyle Katarn is a higher level than G-Canon
-There is no chin behind Kyle Katarn's beard, just another Bryar Pistol.
-Kyle Katarn's so tough he could've taken on the Emperor and Vader himself, but he was to busy rebuilding Alderaan by hand.
-Mustafar looks like it does because it's people once ticked Kyle off.
Utapau is full of holes for the same reason
-There is no Dark side. Only stuff that Kyle doesn't believe in.
-There are only two names with which you should address Kyle Katarn: Kyle, and Sir.
-When the Moff proclaimed that the Death Star was the ultimate power in the galazy, it was because he had never heard of Kyle Katarn.
-Kyle's so tough that when he climbs rocks he's not going up, he's pulling them down.
-Kyle's so tough that when he gives the evil eye he can breach the fabric of time and space.
-Palpatine built The Death Star because he couldn't get Kyle to work for him.
-Kyle’s so tough that when he does a push-up, he’s pushing the planet away from him.
-Anakin had so many Midi-chlorians because a time-travelling Kyle was his father.
-When Anakin Skywalker gets mad, he turns into Darth Vader. When Darth Vader gets mad, he turns into Kyle Katarn.
-There's only one thing that can stop Kyle Katarn: a clone of him armed with the freakin sweet hat.
-The Hoth asteroid field is made up of rocks that Kyle found in his shoes
-The Yuuzhan Vong left their galaxy to escape Kyle Katarn... ...unfortunately for them, Kyle Katarn runs fast
-Kyle Katarn CAN rip the ears off a Gundark, and its arms, and its legs...
-Kyle Katarn can kiss a wookiee, and the wookiee will like it.
-Super Star Destroyers were designed to fight the Moldy Crow.
-Palpatines first sentence in his Dark Side Compendium is "Don't &$#@ with Kyle Katarn!"
-Kyle Katarn doesn't walk: he pushes the planet away from him. Kyle Katarn doesn't feel pain, pain feels Kyle Katarn.
-That green flash you see when Kyle is shot isn't a shield, it's just the blaster bolts becoming envious when they realize who they're about to hit.
-Kyle Katarn visited the baby Obi-Wan Kenobi and gave him the gift of beard.
-Kyle Katarn once shot a Star Destroyer down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
beard stubble.Kyle Katarn is so tough that when he goes fishing he puts space slugs on his hooks. -The real reason the Naboo blockade was lifted was because the Republic threatened to send Kyle Katarn after them. And that was before he was born!Kyle Katarn is the father of every kid on this board!
-His poop is considered currency on Endor.
-Kyle Katarn named the group The Modal Nodes. They did not want to be called that.
-Tattooine wasn't always a desert. But one day Kyle got thirsty...
-Grand Admiral Thrawn was one of Kyle Katarn's greatest students
-When playing as Kyle Katarn, keep in mind that F9 is quicksave. Every other key leads to armageddon.
-Kyle Katarn stole the Death Star plans because destroying the Death Star would be far too easy.
-Men are from Corellia. Women are from Hapes. Kyle Katarn is from the Maw.
-Kyle Katarn's shoulder pad is greater than The Hat.
-Kyle Katarn's killed five of the Emperor's clones with his sharp wit alone.
-Kyle Katarn once holorecorded himself making sweet love to my wife, and then made me watch it! I cried my eyes out, it was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
-Kyle Katarn did not steal the Death Star plans. They turned themselves in out of fear.
-Kyle Katarn takes his baths in a carbon-freezing chamber.
-Kyle Katarn once tried to use a lightsaber to trim his beard. Naturally, the lightsaber couldn't cut his beard. He then mined his stubble and cortosis was born.
-When the Emperor died on DS2, Katarn travelled to Naboo to let the Gungans know that "Theysa free no more". After that, there was another parade.
-Kyle roundhouse kicked the statue of Palpatine down on Coruscant because it blocked Kyle's view of the Jedi Temple.
-Kyle Katarn enjoys reading Popular Gardening magazine. Many Bothans died to bring us this information.
-Kyle Katarn once made the Kessel run in less than ten parsecs. When someone mentioned that parsecs had nothing to do with speed, Katarn sabered them for their ignorance. After all, he's Katarn.
-Katarn only needs a ship to carry his multitude of Twi-lek dancers.
-Kyle Katarn is fluent in over 8 million forms of communication.
Kyle Katarn made the Kessel Run in less than one Parsec...on foot no less.
-Only a Sith deals in absolutes:- getting absolutely ****ed by Kyle Katarn.
-Kyle Katarn drinks a special shake every morning for breakfast, the ingredients of which include blue milk, hot chocolate, a sprinkle of Anakin Skywalker's cremated remains (the armour anyway), and two fetuses. He says the fetuses make it extra creamy.
-Kyle Katarn is like the Ring. Once you see him, you are already dead.
-Kyle Katarn never reads menus when eating at a restaurant. Whatever he orders, they better make it.
-If it weren't for Kyle Katarn's sex drive the GFFA would not be able to re-populate itself from all the killings of Kyle Katarn.
-Kyle Katarn opened the blast doors
-Kyle Katarn can cast a shadow in the dark
-Kyle Katarn recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Hot Chocolate.
-Kyle Katarn can no longer see himself in the mirror because the first time he did, he killed his own reflection.
-There's only one way to skin a stormtrooper because Kyle Katarn has a patent on the other 1138.
-Kyle Katarn once ripped a rancor in half just to see who it had for lunch
-Revan was.... power... it was like staring at a pale imitation of Kyle Katarn.
-You know why the Republic only needed three million clones? They had Kyle Katarn
-Q: Who're better, the Mandalorians or the Jedi? A: It doesn't matter, Kyle Katarn can kill both of them.
-Mandalorian iron is made by melting down Kyle Katarn's toenail clippings.Kyle Katarn eats baradium and ***** thermal detonators.
-Kyle's shield is not for keeping weapons out. It's for keeping Kyle IN.Only a Sith deals in absolutes:- getting absolutely ****ed by Kyle Katarn.
-Kyle Katarn made the Kessel Run in less than one Parsec...on foot no less.
-Kyle Katarn keeps the Galaxy Gun in a spare holster. It's behind the Bryar.
-Darth Bane made the Rule of Two: 1) There will always be one Master and one Apprentice. 2) Both will fear Kyle Katarn.
-It doesn't matter who Darth Krayt is. What matters is that he's running from Kyle Katarn.
-At the bottom of every fan's conspiracy theory is Kyle Katarn.
-Kyle's not strong enough to pull the ears off a gundark. He's strong enough to pull the gundark through a rip in the space/time continuum.
-Kyle chews vornskrs for breakfast.
-The Yuuzhan Vong were cut off the force so that they wouldn't die from looking at Kyle Katarn. -General Greivous told Anakin he expected someone of his reputation to be taller to spare his feelings. What he actually expected was someone a little less clean shaven.
-Kyle Katarn only entered into "reciprocal apprenticeship" with Mara Jade because he thought it was a sexual position. Not long after, so did she.

Roadkill

Finaly passed all the tests and got my drivers licence. Woo-hoo!1 Should've been happy and all, I know, however I feel like shiyaathe right now. Refer to my previous log and you'll be enlighted why.

In other news; yesterday there was a certain sci-fi/fantasy event in Kiberpipa I too atended http://forum.prizma.si/viewtopic.php?t=772 . 'Twas nice.

November Snow

You know what would be nice? If girls wouldn't notice me only when making a poll on the street or trying to sell some pie at the local market.

Btw, here's a nice pumpkin pie recipe:http://www.joyofbaking.com/pumpkinpie.html

Then again, if such girl would indeed come by, it would mean it's something wrong with here, and I would have to Moon door her asap.

*sigh* I guess I'll only get some pussy if I go to pet cemetery and dig out a dead cat.

Happy Halloween

Quoting And You

It's that famous Star Wars line, used in media, forum discussions and elsewhere. But they often make the mistake and say 'Luke, I'm your father,' instead of 'No. I'm your father,' which is correct. Know your quotes.

Do NOT mix the two up.

Where Is My God Now?!

A new month, a new opportunity for me to screw something up.

You gotta love people; they make it so easy for you to hate them.

Short Story 1: Vešča

'ello, haven't updated for a while. Had a few things do to and places to go. Anyway, here's a short story I've wrote. Had it published in a sf/f fanzin even.

author: Rhaegar
language: slovene
genre: fantasy/horror
summary :peasant wench Veronika is accused of witchcraft and burned
rating: PG-17 (off-screen gore/torture)


VEŠČA

Toliko krvi. Topla in čudno lepljiva ji je mezela na prosto in ji počasi, kot mala rdeča zrna sveže omlatenega žita, kapljala na snežno belo krilo, razprostrto in mokro vpojno. Pogled ji je zakrivala velika rdeča gmota in ko je dvignila mokre rjave oči in v obupu iskala prijetnejše stvari, rdeče pokrajine ni bilo konca, tam pa, kjer bi se moralo začeti svetlo nebo, jo je spet čakala le - kri.
Od nekod je prihajalo čudno, poznano bobnenje in oddaljeni grom ji je naznanjal, da se nekaj bliža. Skušala je prisluhniti in razumeti, razbrati pomen glasov. Sedaj se je šele zavedla, da kriči na ves glas v smrtnem strahu, njen zov strašne bolečine ji odmeva v glavi, neznano bobnenje pa je zamolklo razbijanje njenega srca, ki poskakuje v mladih prsih.
"Sedaj, ko ste se nekoliko omehčali, gospodična," je nadaljeval inkvizitor, "lahko nadaljujemo z našim malim pogovorom." In od tod prihaja grom.
Z naporom je odmaknila od slanih solz mokre oči od roke, ki jo je pestovala v drugi, prsti so bili skrčeni v neznanski bolečini, kjer bi morali biti nohti, pa so žuboreli le krvavi izviri, kaplje so padale na tla kot zrna iz praznega klasja.
''To zadevo, zagotovo skrajno neprijetno, tako Vam kot tudi meni, gospodična,'' je vljudno nadaljeval v pražnjo obleko napravljeni mladenič in polistal po tankem snopu listov, ki so ležali na mizi. ''lahko končamo hitro in razmeroma neboleče, v okviru možnosti seveda, lahko pa se zgodi, vkolikor ne bo zadostnega sodelovanja z Vaše strani, da bo jako boleče. Izbira je povsem Vaša.'' Zraven je uradni mučitelj odložil klešče in pregledoval obsežno zbirko orodja.
''In, Tibor,'' je dodal inkvizitor. ''Poskusi tokrat narediti po pravilih. Nič prelivanja krvi.''
Mar bi bil ga na to prej opozoril, si je mislila Veronika in pazljivo premaknila okrvavljeno roko, bolečina jo je neprestano sekala navzgor po životu.
''Kakor ukažejo, gospod,'' je ta pokimal. ''Imam dovolj drugih pripomočkov, da naša ptičica zapoje.''
Veronika je debelo pogoltnila slino in skušala odmakniti oči od mučilnih priprav, proti svoji volji zmedeno begala s pogledom po njih, po sobici in se naposled ustavila na ispraševalcu. Odmevanje v njenih ušesih jo je opozorilo, da jo je nekaj vprašal.
''Kako prosim? Lahko ponovite?''
Inkvizitor je le nejevoljno zmajal z glavo in nato ponovil vprašanje. ''Glede očitanih dejanj. Kako se izrekate glede svoje odgovornosti? Kriva ali nedolžna?''
''Saj ne, da je pomembno za postopek, ali priznam ali ne, kajneda?'' je s kislim glasom izbesedovalo dekle.
''Imajo gospodična kar prav,'' se je nekolikanj nasmehnil inkvizitor.
''Česa natančno sem sploh osumljena?'' je skušala zavlačevati, vedoča pri sebi, da ji ni pomoči.
''Čarovništva, kakopak,'' je jasnega pogledal povedal možakar. ''Ovadba je bila povsem jasno podana, o krivdi po vsej verjetnosti spoh ni potrebno razglabljati. Le priznati morate gospodična in potem postopek lahko zaključimo. Manj boleče za Vas in manj dela za mene.''
''Laži,'' je zajokala Veronika. ''To so le laži, klavete.''
Šele sedaj je v kotu, sključenega na majhnem stolčku, opazila suhega mladeniča, ki je s sklonjeno glavo molče spremljal ves postopek.
''Bor,'' je tiho sklonila glavo. ''Ti si jim povedal.''
''Bo kar držalo,'' je prek spisa pogledal inkvizitor. ''Uslužni cesarjev podložnik je premogel toliko zavesti, da je podal celotno zgodbo. Precej prepričljivo, če smem tako dodati.''
''Bor, zakaj mi to delaš?'' je tiho dejala Veronika. ''Kaj nisem bila dobra s teboj?''
''Um, saj nisem hotel, da pride do tega, Veri, um,'' je zajecljal ta. ''Um, nisem mislil, da bodo resno vzeli, um, ampak, če je res, kaj si bila pa takiste uganjala, um, čarovnico za si se izkazala, um. Ne bi me smela takrat pustiti, veš. Ni bilo lepo.'' Le glavo je sklonila ob tem Veronika, tiho zaihtela.
''Ničesar ne bom priznala,'' je kljubovalno odkimala.
''Priznanje očitanega greha pa je na žalost pogoj za obsodbo,'' se je odkašljal inkvizitor. ''Tibor, če bi bil lahko tako prijazen in pripravil hruško,''
''Ne,'' je jecnila Veronika, ''Ne hruške. Nikari.''
Prošnje niso pomagale in upiranje ter kričanje še manj; postopek je tekel naprej.

Stal je med množico, ki se je zbrala, da bi spremlajal današnje sežige čarovnic. Četudi je bilo hladno jutro, se je nabralo mnogo ljudi, niso ravno vsak dan gonili deklin na grmado. Le vsak drugi dan, včasih še poredkeje.
Na glavni trg sta jo privedla grajska biriča, jo osorno suvala pred seboj. Razmršenih dolgih las in okrvavljenega krila je Veronika jokaje šepala naprej, se sem in tja se ustavila ter bolčala v prazno predse, dokler je stražarja nista sunila naprej.
Povsem slučajno so se ustavili pred njim, saj je bil birič preosoren in je dekle klecnilo v blato ob poti. Zagledala ga je in nekaj dejala.
Njen glas, četudi tih in dekliško mil, mu v uho je bil slišen kakor krik umirajočega in sik strupene kače obenem. "Tvoj pes je imel večjega od tebe."
Ko je bila baklja pristavljena na grmado in kasneje, ko so ognjeni zublji že lizali mlado telo na lesenem vrhu, kasneje bolj, ko je mladenka v poslednjem dahu tulila v pekoči bolečini in se ji je ulil mali potok med nogami, ki se je spremenil v paro skoraj istočasno, kasneje, ko je postava že skoraj popolnoma zoglenela in so se ljudje vaški začeli razhajati, in tudi še mnogo kasneje, ko je on sam v hladni dvorani s počenim glasom prosil v hladni nočni zrak, da lahko poda priznanje, mu je v poslednjem delčku zblojenega uma kot zagnojena iver v očesu brlela le ena misel. Zakaj še vedno slišim njen porogljivi smeh?

We Got Motherfuckin' Bugs on Board!

Keyboard, that is XD. I'm not talkin' about ants, bees and whatnot, but those small little bugs you get in the yard. They tend to crawl aroud the keyboard, creeping in little holes, even fly in front of the monitor and land on it like it's some fragin' airport. And that's the forth floor we're talking here, not some basement, where it's dark and cold, and wet, perfect for the bugs to reproduce. Had an overgrown cricket last week too. Kriffin' buggers, the lot of them.

Boards Don't Hit Back

Had a bad feeling about this crappy autumn weather, and sadly I was right. The poor basketball board in the backyard had enough of it and just fell of. Broken into little pieces, splinters even. It's not as if I didn't see it coming. Sooner or later the thing would certainly go Death Star what with all the rain and wind and whatnot. It's been there, right next to the garage door for as long as ten years, no less. Played basketball there I did, aye. But that was before the dark times, before the knee injury. Rest in pieces.

One Simple Fact

Nothing important happened today.

Now Playing vol.1

Random playlist of my recent songs, read and see; maybe listen to some.

I loath pretty much the whole western pop and mtv/viva rap/r&b wanabes, and my home musicians only have bright times here and there, so it's j-pop and metal mostly for me, some classics and rock too.

ayumi hamasaki: moments
faye wong: xiang nai er, love letter to myself
utada hikaru: sakura drops
nightwish:higher then hope, angels fall first
lacuna coil: heaven's a lie,
within temptation: swan song, angels, running up that hill
sonata arctica: forest of unicorns
vanessa mae: pachelbel's canon
the cardigans: carnival
gorillaz: el manana
gnarl barkley: go go gadget gospel
red hot chili pappers: otherside
foo fighters: best of you

RIP & Konnichiwa

http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2006/09/04/irwin_hum_zoom0.html?category=animals&guid=20060904083000

That makes Snoobie a sad panda, um, koala.

In other news, Japan finally got a male heir to the throne.

Death and birth -> balance.

This Is Where the Fun Begins!

As you were, men. You can stop the courtesy, milady. XD

So, a bright new month I have before me; much to do, more to see.
Final exam in this year to do, got to get my driving license and a girlfriend. Failure is not an option!1 Let's just hope to Worm, it doesn't all turn out to be just another mummer's farce.

It's a Fine Day

Just got back from the Coruscant's downtown where I had my short-story collection bound quite cheaply. The collage building, or as I like to call it, Jedi temple full of Sith (pun intended), houses a copysmith aka. script-provider, and as I was already at the university checking exam schedule, I had it all bound nice and tight. Twenty-two (22) short, mostly original fics, some of the Star Wars, Matrix, and Alien vs Predator franchise. Aah, you can still smell the fresh print. It's intoxicating.

With my other novel, hundred or so pages that one, the final product count is now at 2 completed books. I had one short fic published in the sci-fi/fantasy fanzin already, with some more to come I hope. XD Mind you, this writing business is just a hobby of mine, I not even considering for a moment making it my full-time job. Just something to keep me sane, I guess.